A Conversation for Light Bulb Jokes

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Post 1

Helium Bandit

My favourite light bulb joke:

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


Post 2

Mu Beta

Yes, very good. I tend to prefer childish wordplay, though...

Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.

Light Bulbs

Post 3


How many IBM managers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They are too busy preparing a conference on "Working in the Dark"

As we in IBM say: "The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off."

homosexual lightbulb joke

Post 4


how many homosexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 2 one to screw it in and the other to say Fabulous!

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