h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Promptly fell down a well

And to be fished out with a fork
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There was a goldfish called Fred

Whose main problem was that he was Dead

If he had had what he ought'a

He'd a been swimming in Water

But he's flushed down the toilet instead.



There was a young toad in the hole,

who was on the run from a vole

In a hole did he hide

But he kept to the side,

Because he had with him a great big pole.

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There was a fishmonger called Fred,

Who took his work home to his bed.

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One day he took a halibut

you may find this silly, but

His wife stole it and beat him in the head.

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There once was a woman whose nose...

Was so long that it reached to her toes

if she bent down too quick

Oh, the mucus would stick

And could only be detached with a hose.

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I saw a great big Zebra

Whose name just happened to be Deborah

She wore a leopard-skin cap