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New game anyone?
Phreako Posted May 30, 2001
Which was blown away in the breeze
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There was a big pot of jello
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2001
it slipped off with a "gloop"
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Dancing Ermine Posted May 30, 2001
but was left on the table to mellow.
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An Octogenarian from cork
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2001
was denounced by his Rabbi
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 30, 2001
And henseforth has lived in New York.
FluffyBunniesFluffyBunniesFluffyBunnies
The Fluffy Bunnies of H**l...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 30, 2001
And burned holes in the ground...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2001
Setting light all around
(Did they really asterisk out "Hell"? Isn't it a place-name in Alaska?)
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 30, 2001
(It's a place name in Michigan, where they have a damn, and, serously, there is a dinner next to it called "Hell's Damned Kitchen")
And raised the most {diety}-auful smell!
5/6%`5/6%`5/6%`5/6%`5/6%`5/6%`5/6%`5/6%
My toilet has a great clog...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2001
euphamistically known as a "log"
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 30, 2001
It's ugly and messy,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2001
resembling "Nessie"
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 30, 2001
Or some other creature out of a bog.
Ewwww!Ewwww!Ewwww!Ewwww!Ewwww!
The dancer was making entrechats (a ballet step)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 30, 2001
she interrupted her stride
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- 1021: Phreako (May 30, 2001)
- 1022: Dancing Ermine (May 30, 2001)
- 1023: Phreako (May 30, 2001)
- 1024: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 30, 2001)
- 1025: Dancing Ermine (May 30, 2001)
- 1026: Phreako (May 30, 2001)
- 1027: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 30, 2001)
- 1028: Phreako (May 30, 2001)
- 1029: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 30, 2001)
- 1030: Phreako (May 30, 2001)
- 1031: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 30, 2001)
- 1032: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 30, 2001)
- 1033: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 30, 2001)
- 1034: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 30, 2001)
- 1035: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 30, 2001)
- 1036: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 30, 2001)
- 1037: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 30, 2001)
- 1038: Phreako (May 30, 2001)
- 1039: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 30, 2001)
- 1040: Tabitca (May 31, 2001)
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