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New game anyone?

Post 981

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

who played CDs of John Tesh


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Post 982

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

He had a home in the jungle,


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Post 983

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

with Zippy and Bungle


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Post 984

Tabitca

And dressed in fine woollen mesh

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It was a dark and stormy night


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Post 985

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

when Buffy got into the fight


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Post 986

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

With style and flair,
And a slash through the air,
She vanquished some creatures that bite.

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Beyond the water-glass...

(Am I repeating?)


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Post 987

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

The vampire she hit


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Post 988

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Excuse me.
(Repeats loudly)

Beyond the water-glass was found...


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Post 989

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Something so deep and profound


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Post 990

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

(Hey, simulposts aren't MY fault!!! smiley - smiley)

A three legged newt


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Post 991

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

in a bottle-green suit


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Post 992

Orcus

With a pastille-brown -orange surround.

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One day whilst on my pogo stick


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Post 993

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

I boinged past a chap with a tic


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Post 994

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

With a shout and a yell,


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Post 995

Dancing Ermine

Over he fell

(in Yoda voice smiley - winkeye)


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Post 996

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

And smashed his head into a brick.

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smiley - fish
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There once was dog from Nepal,


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Post 997

Dancing Ermine

Who marked out his scent on a wall


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Post 998

Orcus

It attracted the bitches


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Post 999

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

And men in tight breaches


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Post 1000

Orcus

And for some reason also St. Paul

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During a performance of Porgy and Bess


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