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Post 1001

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

The leading man was heard to confess,


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Post 1002

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Young Porgy made a small mess


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Post 1003

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

I have no legs he would declare,


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Post 1004

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

I only go down to just there


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Post 1005

Tabitca

which is why he is wearing a dress!
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There was a young weevil called Tim


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Post 1006

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Who was very proper and prim,


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Post 1007

Tabitca

wearing very tight trousers


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Post 1008

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

which clashed with his browsers


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Post 1009

Tabitca

no wonder no one spoke to him!


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The moon was waxing lyrical


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Post 1010

Dancing Ermine

About how science was all so empirical


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Post 1011

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Would it not make more sense,


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Post 1012

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

For all those science gents,


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Post 1013

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

To change it to being rabbinical?

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It is said that the sands of the nile


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Post 1014

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Get washed away all the while,


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Post 1015

Dancing Ermine

but the pebbles and stone


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Post 1016

Tabitca

will always hold their own


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Post 1017

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

And always end up in a pile.

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The Austrian consul in Leeds


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Post 1018

Tabitca

Gave an incredible sneeze


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Post 1019

Dancing Ermine

Which covered in snot


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Post 1020

Tabitca

A passing shallot

Ok, I know, but it fits


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