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New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 24, 2001
the purchased crustacean
(No, it didn't!)
New game anyone?
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 25, 2001
Took a ride to the station
New game anyone?
Tabitca Posted May 25, 2001
But ended up crushed under a tram
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An old ale brewer
New game anyone?
Merkin Posted May 25, 2001
Went to bed with a hat and a skewer
*I'm just showing you the door...* 
New game anyone?
Tabitca Posted May 25, 2001
He said he was afraid
why Merkin? I've seen a door before
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 25, 2001
He pinned his head
*Not gonna go there...*
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 25, 2001
Woke up with one ear Fewer..
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A clapham born, fat ugly midget
New game anyone?
Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted May 25, 2001
Was hired to re-design a widget,
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 25, 2001
He tried to get inside
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 25, 2001
Of a cured leather hide
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Tabitca Posted May 25, 2001
But all he could do was fidget
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The bumblebee is a strange little beast
New game anyone?
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 25, 2001
But it hasn't got any sense in the least,
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 25, 2001
Of the concept of size
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 25, 2001
or how to tell lies
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 25, 2001
Or the comedy styles of John Clease!
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9-3=42
The world is great and round and so are all things in it...
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 25, 2001
(Beast, Cleese? Dear, dear... Ah, well, let's get some more sylabbles on the page, why don't we? 
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if there was a prize for that I'm sure that it would win it
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 25, 2001
It's amazing that this limerick line should be so long...
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 26, 2001
too verbose even to be the lyric of a song
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 27, 2001
It is decided that my confusion shall see no limit
kelp~kelp~kelp~kelp~kelp~kelp~kelp~kelp~
There once was a chamelion named Fruity Fresh
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- 961: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 24, 2001)
- 962: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 25, 2001)
- 963: Tabitca (May 25, 2001)
- 964: Merkin (May 25, 2001)
- 965: Tabitca (May 25, 2001)
- 966: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 25, 2001)
- 967: Tabitca (May 25, 2001)
- 968: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 25, 2001)
- 969: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (May 25, 2001)
- 970: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 25, 2001)
- 971: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 25, 2001)
- 972: Tabitca (May 25, 2001)
- 973: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 25, 2001)
- 974: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 25, 2001)
- 975: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 25, 2001)
- 976: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 25, 2001)
- 977: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 25, 2001)
- 978: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 25, 2001)
- 979: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 26, 2001)
- 980: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 27, 2001)
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