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New game anyone?

Post 901

Orcus

Held together with milk chocolate nails

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Whilst searching a furniture store


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Post 902

Merkin

I discovered a Mastodon's jaw


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Post 903

Orcus

and inside a molar


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Post 904

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Was an England Seam Bowler


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Post 905

Orcus

So I picked up a bat and hit four!

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Politics is and interesting business


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Post 906

Orcus


Apparently not! smiley - laugh


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Post 907

Tabitca

Because it is full of silliness

it's a hard one!!


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Post 908

Orcus

Oops yeah, smiley - silly me. Soz

but come the election


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Post 909

Tabitca

we hope for direction


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Post 910

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

And try not to make a mess.


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Post 911

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(and...? Jon, you're supposed to provide a new first line when you finish one! smiley - biggrin)


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Post 912

Tabitca

There was a cat called Fred

it's lunchtime so I'll start one


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Post 913

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

who had an octagonal head


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Post 914

Tabitca

When he started a fight


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Post 915

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

It would play with the light


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Post 916

Tabitca

he wished he were a romboid instead
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Come the revolution


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Post 917

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

We'll relinquish prostitution


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Post 918

Tabitca

put politicians to the wall


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Post 919

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Make them listen to Max Wall


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Post 920

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Shower them with Ping Pong Balls


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