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New game anyone?
Orcus Posted May 18, 2001
But am an expert at good bogie flicks 
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Said a zombie to a mortuary guard
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 18, 2001
'cos when you are dead
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Tabitca Posted May 18, 2001
Life is quite hard!
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A bungling burglar called Bill
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NexusSeven Posted May 18, 2001
Your butter tends to go all hard.
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A fellow I knew, he was crazy;
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 18, 2001
Sorry, Tabitca ...
Thought his wife was a five foot tall daisy
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 18, 2001
With kitchen utensils...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 19, 2001
tho' the detail is just a bit hazy.
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(I'll repeat Tabitca's start...)
A bungling burglar called Bill
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 19, 2001
Tried to burgle a still (for distilling alcohol)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 19, 2001
but he stopped for a drink
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 19, 2001
Of something odd and pink
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Inkwash Posted May 20, 2001
And ended up in hospital (hey, it works in my accent)
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In the western most regions of Wales
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 20, 2001
There is a captain that sails,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 20, 2001
all round the coast
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- 887: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 18, 2001)
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- 889: NexusSeven (May 18, 2001)
- 890: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 18, 2001)
- 891: Merkin (May 18, 2001)
- 892: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 18, 2001)
- 893: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 19, 2001)
- 894: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 19, 2001)
- 895: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 19, 2001)
- 896: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 19, 2001)
- 897: Inkwash (May 20, 2001)
- 898: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 20, 2001)
- 899: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 20, 2001)
- 900: Merkin (May 21, 2001)
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