A Conversation for Limericks

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Post 861

Orcus

Bearing the brunt


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Post 862

Merkin

Of a starving gnu in pink socks


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A midievil serf with the plague


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Post 863

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Carved an effigy of William Hague


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Post 864

Merkin

On his cranial dome


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Post 865

Dancing Ermine

He sketched out a poem


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Post 866

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

And used his peeled skin for each page.

Ewww!Ewww!Ewww!Ewww!Ewww!Ewww!Ewww!Ewww!

From 13 PenWipper Mews,
There's really abominable news.
Seems they've found a head
In the box for the bread,
But nobody seems to know whose.

FGHHFGHHFGHHFGHHFGHHFGHHFGHHFGHHFGHHFGHH

A limerick should be formed like the above...


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Post 867

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

each syllable crafted with love


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Post 868

Shea the Sarcastic

Using wisdom and wit,


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Post 869

Dancing Ermine

each little line


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Post 870

Tabitca

Should nicely fit like a glove

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There was a nun with a terrible habit


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Post 871

Merkin

Of playing lewd games with a wabbit


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Post 872

Orcus

what she did with her wimple


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Post 873

Merkin

Made wise men go simple


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Post 874

Tabitca

Until Mother Superior did nab it.

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Friday goes to your head


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Post 875

Merkin

You just feel like staying in bed


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Post 876

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

with Radio Four


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Post 877

Tabitca

Just a few minutes more


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Post 878

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

You end up wishing you were dead


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I'm not to great at limericks


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Post 879

Merkin

Or other oratory tricks


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Post 880

Inkwash

I can reel off some prose,


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