h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes Please!, Milk and One

said our tea drinking chum,

He said, just as I'd put in three!



A crature form the Black Lagoon

Fell in love with a runcible spoon

Though their love was doomed

They still sat and swooned

And threw fruit at a noisy baboon



A spaniel belonging to Roy

But it didn't have a little toy,

So he played with himself,

and ruined his health

Likewise the boy named Roy.



There once was a pudding from Cheadle,

Which was sat upon by a beadle

As annoying as Jeremey,

and without any ceremony

He stabbed the pud with a needle.



While Bertie was living in London,

He found a terrible conundrum

Whilst trying to find Paddington,

he ended up in Grassington
you are making this very hard

And became a political pundant. (whisper T)

*BINGO*BING-*BIN--*BI---*B----*----*

Bingo was his name

it also was his game