h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It would cause him distress...

If he missed an address

BINGO he cried, all the same.

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It is thought in the lands of the Dee

That everyone lives in a tree

But there can be found,

(170714 Tabitca: lets get those challenging rhymes back )

all around on the ground

Perfectly normal beasts like me.



A thing that was never explained,

Was how roads came to be laned

Tis thought that the cause

For our many road laws,

(leaves lot of burden on last line, sorry )

At least that is what is claimed
<aside not very good sorry

The air filled with the smell of toast

Glory be the scent of bread roast,

especially when its filled with cheese

Then its all ready to please

Perhaps we should leave for the coast?



A friend of a friend of a friend

Came to a very sticky end

And that is something to boast!



There was a monkey called Billy

Simulpost, sorry.

He kept bathing in glue,

And attempting kung Fu