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New game anyone?
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 21, 2001
Ignore the first one its a completely stupid line, and ends in the same word as the previous one.....
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 22, 2001
Yeh sorry about not starting one, I was in a hurry.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 22, 2001
Now that's what I call retribution 
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A pneumatic young lady called Sue
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 22, 2001
Had a particularly explosive flu,
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 22, 2001
that always did vex her,
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted May 22, 2001
Of an E-poxy Resin type Glue
The Gnu's a formidable beast
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 22, 2001
haven't we had this one?
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Merkin Posted May 22, 2001
Whose chops make an excellent feast
I have to confess to a certain partiality to limericks involving Gnus
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 22, 2001
But when it sat on a spike,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 23, 2001
It was staked on the pike
(Knock off all that silly!)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 23, 2001
which punctured it's pride, at least!
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It's time to go fetch some coffee
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Tabitca Posted May 23, 2001
and maybe a toffee
ok its crap buts its hard to think of what goes with coffee
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 23, 2001
And a Biscuit or three
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Tabitca Posted May 23, 2001
That'll make them go soppy.
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A spider with only three legs
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 23, 2001
Had to make do with wooden pegs
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 23, 2001
But when it met a punk,
Key: Complain about this post
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- 921: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 21, 2001)
- 922: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 22, 2001)
- 923: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 22, 2001)
- 924: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 22, 2001)
- 925: Orcus (May 22, 2001)
- 926: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 22, 2001)
- 927: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 22, 2001)
- 928: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 22, 2001)
- 929: FiNdUs (May 22, 2001)
- 930: Merkin (May 22, 2001)
- 931: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 22, 2001)
- 932: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 23, 2001)
- 933: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 23, 2001)
- 934: Tabitca (May 23, 2001)
- 935: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 23, 2001)
- 936: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (May 23, 2001)
- 937: Tabitca (May 23, 2001)
- 938: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (May 23, 2001)
- 939: Tabitca (May 23, 2001)
- 940: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 23, 2001)
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