h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

while I am askew by two-thirds

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I really don't know what that meant

but then I've given up meaning for Lent

this world's a bit strange
which you won't re-arrange
by hiding the smell with a scent

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the youth of today are just scary

brought up watching films by Jim Carey

They've all gone defective
watching Pet Detective
and the palms of their hands have grown hairy

**)(**

Now, back in nineteen twenty one..

It was hard ... I tell you Son

We didn't have loos,
Or socks...or shoes,

so wading home wasn't much fun.



I wish I could erase that image

With a large Smelly German Sausage

I don't know what's worse,
that image, or the verse.

The rhyme- it doesn't rhyme in the slightest.



It's lunchtime so I'm off to the pub
For a , and more importantly, grub

No bangers and mash,
for me, it's Who hash. . .

Then chocolate ice cream by the tub.



Sick, twisted, dark and depraved

I've achieved much more than I craved

I've caused more confusion
Than the French Revolution

to chaos my life is enslaved

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I'm thinking of shaving my head

Then painting it purple and red

Wearing a thong
And banging a gong

replacing posh spice when dead

(jasperdog, you're supposed to start the next one when you finish one... )

(Jumping in... )

The rules of this game aren't that complex