A Conversation for Insults
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Jordan Posted Jan 31, 2003
You lost a row with a rhino? 'Cause your face sure did.
- Jordan
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friendlywithteeth Posted Feb 3, 2003
Your face makes me want to vomit until my stomach explodes in a cacophony of light and sound.
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Jordan Posted Feb 4, 2003
Good. Maybe the light will blind me so I can't see you any more?
- Jordan
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friendlywithteeth Posted Feb 5, 2003
Lets hope it's two way then: I've only got one stomach [whereas you my friend judging by that gut have at least a bakers dozen.]
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Jordan Posted Feb 6, 2003
Out by a factor of two - it's called a 'six pack'... 
Which, by the way, I ought to consider drinking - they say there's a five-pint difference between a gay man and a straight one, so maybe you'll look half-tolerable?
(Like the name, BTW - reminds me of a song I heard only an hour or so ago...)
- Jordan
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friendlywithteeth Posted Feb 7, 2003
A factor of two? I suppose 13 divided by two isn't nervous enough for you!
Thank ye: that song makes me laugh! Along with the new Chili's video...]
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Jordan Posted Feb 11, 2003
I'm a mathematical rebel - I round down.
[Hides from the math police...]
Boy, was I slow with the name thing... 
- Jordan
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friendlywithteeth Posted Feb 12, 2003
Catch the dangerous thinker!
Yes. Yes you were. But was I surprised? Hell no.
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Jordan Posted Feb 12, 2003
I think the word you meant to type was 'suprising'. Synonymous with 'original'.
- Jordan
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friendlywithteeth Posted Feb 14, 2003
No, I don't think I did.
[By the way you may be interested in <./>A213247</.>]
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Researcher 234144 Posted Jul 10, 2003
would you like some toilet roll to wipe the feaceas that you keep spewing up or am i mistaken and you keep shatting all over yaself cos thats what thick apes do
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jul 16, 2003
( Researcher U234144 ) perhaps you should read the article first.
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stof Posted Oct 9, 2003
You come from the same gene pool as Adolf Hitler and Jeremy Beadle.
Ave it!!
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exPhyrneTheCourtesan Posted Dec 12, 2003
Save your breath, your going to need it later on tonight to blow up your girlfriend
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Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back Posted Dec 11, 2004
you are so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed tuscan villa you sit *AROUND* the magnificently appointed tuscan villa
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