h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apologies, been off line. Have not had a really good slanging match for ages! Better this if you can....
What on Earth are you going to do for a mouth when the Gorilla wants his arse back? All replies to mad sash

I shall follow Shakespeare with Python. Another classic.

I unclog your nose at you, you silly British types! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Do not make me taunt you a second time.

I knew I would outlast you wimps.

Oh yeah? You want to settle this with fists? Roll for initiative, monkeyboy!..er, girl...er, monkeyperson!

You have the personality of a roof shingle. (That's from Swim With the Sharks)

You go to pieces so quickly people get hit by shrapnel.

You may think the world revolves around you, but really it's just your own personal gravity well.

Ex Libris, you are so unhip I'm surprised your bum doesn't fall off.

Good one Vid! But the monkey's arse is still my favorite.

I'm unhip? Never! Listen, Vidmaster, I'm so cool you can store a side of in me for a month.

No, not an insult, but it's still H2G2 related.

We should start a campaign for a smiley...

There's a smiley, but nothing else. Maybe we should campign for a smiley.

Hmmm...Interesting. I think it's copyrighted, so it probably wouldn't go for the same reasons a smiley wouldn't go. which is why the would work much better. They're the same thing, after all.

Perhaps or .

And I thought I was going to read some good insults.

Amatuers...

Show us how it's done then, ye great brass ninny!

If you would use that grey matter, that I can only assume lies somewhere between your two ears, for something other than stopping unwanted air flow, you would perhaps realize that I already have.

You know, I almost feel guilty for attacking an unarmed individual, even though it is only a battle of wits.

Oh, by the way, I do apologize if the aforementioned assumption about the presence of grey matter was inaccurate, but then I considered your reply, and realized that it was not a safe assumption.

But seriously, I really do appreciate your apparent eagerness to demonstrate the point of my previous post so admirably. Though it is making me question whether or not "amatuer" was to generous of a term.

You misspelled "too". It's "too generous".

Touché...or is it Touchée? I can't remember, most likely due to the general lack of grey matter between my ears...I decided to remove it and use it as a paperweight.

Well, pobody's nerfect.

It is kinda sad that the best that could be come up with is the pointing out of a typographical error. Come on. Use some imagination.

Using your grey matter as a paperweight, is that the best way that you have found to keep your thoughts together in one place? Sounds like an interesting method. Going to have to try that sometime. (No, not an insult, just an inquiry.)