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Post 61

please wait......................

the best part of you ran down the back of your mothers leg

Luke


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Post 62

Ex Libris Draconium [Taking a vacation from h2g2]

(after peering at person's head for a few moments)
"Tell me, how do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"


I admit, I didn't make that one up. I saw it on TV somewhere.


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Post 63

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down...
Ok maybe a little Australian, but I wanted to join in too...

Chook = chicken
Emu = large bid a bit like an ostrich
Dunny = outside toilet.

Wejut


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Post 64

D

Yay. Ausies.

anyways:

You have an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt

well we're not the brightest bulb on the tree are we?

Its not Rocket Surgery

Pobody's Nerfect


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Post 65

Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat

LOL 3 to grunt...

The most infectious pestilence upon thee... (william again - wasn't he the master of calling people silly twats)


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Post 66

Swoosh - maker of puddings, keeper of dribbly pets, known for disappearing frequently

Aha! I've found it! The missing link between apes and chimpanzees!


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Post 67

please wait......................

whats that? two years as a student!

Luke


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Post 68

Jordan

And all that time it was studying evolution... Shame the standard course length is about 500,000,000 years (plus extra for a master's).


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Post 69

please wait......................

Yeh but think of the qualifications


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Post 70

Jordan

Yes, some people still need to get past the 'single-celled life' module.

- Jordan


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Post 71

friendlywithteeth

Like yourself?


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Post 72

Jordan

Got round to find this bit of wit above. smiley - devil
Aren't first years arrogant? His proteins haven't even began to fold!

- Jordan


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Post 73

friendlywithteeth

Got round to it? Get lost?


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Post 74

D

i know so many people whose brains havent evolved past their embryonic stage of thier life


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Post 75

friendlywithteeth

so do I: and most of them have PhD's.


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Post 76

Jordan

smiley - laugh

When you give someone change, do you ever get money back?

- Jordan


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Post 77

Jordan

smiley - laugh

When you give someone change, do you ever get money back?

- Jordan


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Post 78

Jordan

Blooming machine insulted me better than any of you could - I press post once on a different conversation, and it posts this again! (Particularily ironic, considering my last attempt at wit...)

- Jordan


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Post 79

friendlywithteeth

No: because that would require them being able to count

smiley - laugh


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Post 80

Jordan

smiley - laugh

I've found it! The missing link between amoeba and fish!

- Jordan


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