A Conversation for Insults

Some of my favorites

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"You can go fornicate yourself with a brass spoon."
"Thats what she said."
{put on some sunglasses when around a bald person when inside. and say to them} "Its terribly brighter when light gets reflected, dont you think."
"I would so love to talk to you but I got this terrible mummbling sound in my ears."
"Your as sharp as a sheep hitting a brick wall."
"Are you now?"
"My dead granny could do that better than you." (or anything dead)
(and my favorite) "Your mothers a hampster, and your father smells like elder berries."

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