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Post 81

Jordan

(Paraphrase alert...)


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Post 82

friendlywithteeth

methinks so...


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Post 83

Jordan

Attempted thought alert... smiley - winkeye

- Jordan


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Post 84

friendlywithteeth

Attempted yes...succeeded..no smiley - ermsmiley - winkeye


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Post 85

Cap'n BK

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.


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Post 86

Jordan

You lost a row with a rhino? 'Cause your face sure did.

- Jordan


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Post 87

friendlywithteeth

Your face makes me want to vomit until my stomach explodes in a cacophony of light and sound.


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Post 88

Jordan

Good. Maybe the light will blind me so I can't see you any more?

- Jordan


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Post 89

friendlywithteeth

Lets hope it's two way then: I've only got one stomach [whereas you my friend judging by that gut have at least a bakers dozen.]


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Post 90

Jordan

Out by a factor of two - it's called a 'six pack'... smiley - winkeye Which, by the way, I ought to consider drinking - they say there's a five-pint difference between a gay man and a straight one, so maybe you'll look half-tolerable?

(Like the name, BTW - reminds me of a song I heard only an hour or so ago...)

- Jordan


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Post 91

friendlywithteeth

A factor of two? I suppose 13 divided by two isn't nervous enough for you!

Thank ye: that song makes me laugh! Along with the new Chili's video...]


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Post 92

Jordan

I'm a mathematical rebel - I round down.

[Hides from the math police...]

Boy, was I slow with the name thing... smiley - erm

- Jordan


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Post 93

friendlywithteeth

smiley - yikes Catch the dangerous thinker!

Yes. Yes you were. But was I surprised? Hell no.

smiley - nahnah


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Post 94

Jordan

smiley - grr I think the word you meant to type was 'suprising'. Synonymous with 'original'.

smiley - nahnah

- Jordan


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Post 95

friendlywithteeth

No, I don't think I did.

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Post 96

Researcher 234144

would you like some toilet roll to wipe the feaceas that you keep spewing up or am i mistaken and you keep shatting all over yaself cos thats what thick apes do


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Post 97

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

( Researcher U234144 ) perhaps you should read the article first.


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Post 98

stof

You come from the same gene pool as Adolf Hitler and Jeremy Beadle.

Ave it!!


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Post 99

exPhyrneTheCourtesan

Save your breath, your going to need it later on tonight to blow up your girlfriendsmiley - winkeye


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Post 100

Musashi Himura, the ronin returns, is happy to be back

you are so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed tuscan villa you sit *AROUND* the magnificently appointed tuscan villa


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