h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a piece of work is a
badger, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in
form and moving, how express and admirable in
action, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a
god! the beauty of the world; the paragon of animals

Famous Five:

The children are surprised when their cousin George returns with a badger!

I can sing Badge(r):-

Thinkin' 'bout the times you drove in my car;
Thinkin' that I might have drove you too far...
Then I think about the love that you laid on my table....

I told you not to wander round in the dark;
I told you 'bout the Brocks, that they live in the park;
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel....

(from "Badge(r)" by Eric Clapton and George Harrison)

It's not the badger in my life that counts, it's the life in my badger.

More remakes:

Cult TV:

The Tomorrow Badgers

Dr Badger

Badger Trek

Monty Badger

Blackbadger

Fawlty Setts

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Badger






The Joss Badger Collection:

Musty and the Poacher Slayer

Honeybadger

Firebadger

Settenity

Dr Badgerer's Sing-along Blog





The Robert Redbadger Collection:

Barepad in the Park

The Electric Badgerman

Butch Badger and the Sundance Stoat

Three Days of the Badger

The Badger Whisperer

The Badger Whisperer

Go Go Badger Helicopter Blades

It's the end of the badger as we know it

We are not the first to go down this route ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5H6AdKUthg&feature=related

Metallica - Master of Badgers
Lady Badger

Yes 'The Badger whisperer' is brilliant..

I'm leaning on the lamp-post at the corner of the street in case a certain little badger comes by. Oh me, oh my..I hope the little badger comes by..

Well, you ain't nothing but a badger and you ain't no friend of mine

Let us go then, you and I,
While the evening is spread out against the sky,
Like a patient etherized upon a table.

Sorry, that was supposed to be

Let us go then, you and I,
While the evening is spread out against the sky,
Like a badger etherized upon a table.

My fault for using copy-and-paste