h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It doesn't take much to make me happy

Awww
It is getting a bit overly full in my 'toy box'... I counted 'them' up the other day
I think there was about 9 all told plus then the various bits of metal work

That's not too many, that's a threesome fully allowed for, isn't it?

With three each?! good thinking...

the wife got me some freezable massage balls from , she didnt read the label propperly and just saw the massage bit.......

cant wait to see the on her face when i pop one up her

I've got some 'beads' too.... But suddenly I realise I've only the one set of handcuffs... that can't be right... not whilst I've so many of everything else

Ooh, I got some of those. My boyfriend has so far eyed them suspiciously and avoided talking about them

2legs, they are 'intimate massage oil' in a small hemisphere blister pack, you freeze it and so you get lube and ice in one!

I got mine from boots, but anywhere that stocks a good range of 'family planning' items should do them

I was paying far far too much attention to looking through some items 'on offer' by a firm who I've bought from before... Ooo they do sound nice though... leather floggers with studs... and riding crops... and I'm resisting buying at the moment

I don't think Tuna tastes of anything!

I didn't get anything, erm, exciting from Santa, but I've found a shop with leather floggers in the window. I think I've found where the Christmas money's going.

Unfortunately any Christmas money I might have had all went down the pub...

2legs; you may be interested to learn that, with TRiG's help, myself & P have set up a company called:

"Of-corsets-a-holiday"....Google it!

Just a nice, fiendly place to stay in Eyerich countryside, devices provided & no worries about groaning noises.

Lots of fluffy animals, good food etc.

P reckons S/M/B/D will be next on the list as being accepted by 'mainstream' society, now that being gay seems OK....what do the rest of you think?

zdt

Site isn't yet up & running, but you can contact me via:

[email protected].

*MODS* This is not a commercial advert, just an invitation for fiends to visit!

zdt

I don't know about it 'becoming accepted' in 'general society', I mean, true enough being Gay is a bit more 'acceptible' to a lot* of people now, but that certainly isn't the case everywhere in the country... Some very awful racist, homophobic etc., views certainly still exist, once your outside the big citys... Heck its not like its entirely gone from the big citys either
Mind, if people don't like it... thats there problem, and it doesn't alter the way I am,

Totally agree 2legs. One of the funniest instances i had was in a school staffromm; one of the guys was openly gay & discussing a row he'd had with his partner. One of the Bible bashing females stalked off quoting :

"Well if You wish to do those things, that's up to you, but i Don't want it shoved down MY throat!!!"

She wondered why the rest of us !

Mind you, can be also extreme feminists on the attack; P had an evil time in 1960'sGerman University, them trying to tell him one the one hand, he was far too nice a guy to go to bed with & on the other that if he was male, he is automatically an Evil Person. They seemed to have very strict rules on what Evil or Nice males were supposed to do IF they allowed them into bed also.

zdt

Ah, the perfect thread to share some of the best lines from Scary Musical, an innuendo-laden spoof of High School Musical.

"You suck, and if you suck, you're going down"

Or the "we're all in this together" parody:

"It doesn't have to be hard if we come together - if we all lend a hand, job done, we can pull it off"

zdt

Also there's often a bit of a subconscious 'homophobic' thing with some people, When they're maybe saying somethign in a slightly tongue in cheeck way, or just... I dunno how to explain it really, but its just like I guess a kind of 'thing' some people have 'socialised' into them over many years, and so even often when they're clearly not homophobic they can sometimes come out with statements or say somethign that 'veres' towards it... if that kinda makes sense... It depends a lot on the setting though, who's saying it... if that makes sense
Now what were we talking about?
Ahh yes... so the 14" or 12" Such a difficult descicion to make

Line that got the biggest laugh from teh audience:

"Did you come on the bus?"

"yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack..."