h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe their alphabet was just ordered differently from yours...

Yeah right, and in 3 different folders!

I blame 2legs for how sweaty one can get, quite quickly, scrubbing with a scrubbing brush, cleaning with an abrasive-ish cloth, and cleaning/rinsing with a soft-cloth, a very small tiled bathroom floor

and its getting past my lunch/breakfast time! I blame 2legs for my not being able to have lunch until I've finished the majority of the housework

I blame 2legs for exhaustion. Thank Bob it's Friday tomorrow!

I blame 2legs for it being too warm to mop the kitchen. and the floors I hoovered earlier, already having bits on them at leas the bathroom tiles and floor still look clean

I blame 2legs for my having to choose between a colour run or a dog show next week!

Is a colour run what happens with the clothes in the wash? ,blush>

I blame 2legs for the tune I'm working on... it needs more work, but mainly just rearrangement... and I can't muster the mental concentration to do so, whilst its this mulpy I also blame 2legs for my desire to eat icecream, and my firm knowledge that there is only enough icecream left for one medium sized bowl full.. Mind... I blame 2legs that I could go buy more icecream tomorrow, from nextdoor, if I needed too

I blame 2legs for sniffles and a beginning cold I'm sp not in the mood for a late summer cold.

I blame 2legs for being AWOL and twitter being booooring....

And there I was thinking you also followed me

I blame 2legs for the slowness of typing on the phones touchscreen.

I blame 2legs for one of my contact lenses managing to get lost when I put them away in their case overnight I mean, sure, they're monthly disposables, so I've extras, and both eyes are actually the same prescription and curvature, but now I've an odd amount! I would normally be replacing my contacts in just under a fortnight, and I don't know if I'll remember that I need to just replace my right contact lens to even things out again

I definitely blame 2legs for my getting "Quote of the Day". I didn't want the whole world to know he finds me scary...

I blame 2legs that I was the one that found that quote hilarious and so emailed it in

I blame 2legs that I must now obviously stop accusing everyone else at random...

I blame 2legs for damp patches on the floor. Or I suppose it could be down to a broken gutter, failed flat roof and torrential rain overnight. No, I'm blaming 2legs.

MC

I bland 2legs for hangovers and the smell of bacon..

I blame 2legs that I can't be bothered to read all the previous blames...

I blame 2legs for constantly conning me into wasting 20 seconds blaming him.

I blame 2legs for roast dinners and walks in the park.