h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then I blame 2legs that my handy nagging point of 'liquid calories' obviously doesn't work...

I blame 2legs that I've not spoken with anyone overseas for longer than I can remember (including him!) and am thus going through accent withdrawal I also blame him that I haven't made any calls going the other direction because of trying to keep the phonebill down (though even at the most expensive, I've never had more than $10 worth of overseas calls...)

I blame him for being able to make a whole blame post without once mentioning anything child-related... Nevermind... You all know whose fault that was

(now this is my kinda thread!)

I blame 2legs for my lack of life, all my bad marks (any GCSEs I fail, It will be because of him) and the way h2 has become confusing and mono-syllabic.

What?

I blame 2legs for the fact none of my friends would go watch The Movie with me tomorrow, and I'll probably end up waiting till June to watch it. I find this most upsetting.

Can we blame 2legs for the result of the UK General Election?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss

(that's resounding by the way)

how resounding.

I also blame him for the incresed legislation being introduced refering to growing numbers of insinuating turquoise badgers, and a certain genus of artichoke minnows who have migrated to the uk due to a decline in the amount of rainforest Pablo Pabloson the brazilien can see out of his bedroom window.

I blame 2legs for the rain when we went to vote

I blame 2Legs for agganging for me to be in a meeting from 10-2 today. I won't be able to blame him for several hours, 2Legs you devious swine

I blame 2legs for the result of the general election, despite his best efforts and his helpging oust the Lab lieing b**** in cambridge.

I blame 2legs for our very own Demon Drawer failing to get elected.

I blame 2legs for it not being lunchtime. yet. now. then. now then now then now then now then now then now then hows about that then..... oooooooooooerrre erereererer

Jim, is that really you?

I blame 2legs for the fact that I stayed up all night to watch the results come in and got very drunk and dehydrated in the process.

I blame 2legs for the fact that no-one has repeated George Galloway's quite extraordinary victory speech in Bethnal Green and Bow, in which he paid great praise to Oona King, his main opponent, but slagged off the returning officer and their staff.

I blame 2legs for Bury St. Edmunds remaining Tory.

I blame 2legs for the Pope remaining Catholic.

I blame 2legs for the fact that he will doubtless deny responsibility for all of the above and will deflect the blame on to the previous administration.

All my fault.

I blame 2legs for Waveney remaining Lab, and Ipswitch and Norwich too despite much of Norfolk being Con.

I blame 2legs for the Libs not gaining more seats from Lab/Con.

I blame 2legs for the lab majority overall.

I blame 2legs for the UK democracy beging a system, whereby a 22% or therabouts vote overall from teh proportion of the public able to vote is able to bring a political party to power.

I blame 2legs for the Liberals not decapitating the Tories quite as they had intended.

I also blame 2legs for DD not winning his seat, despite the fact that all he was really aiming for this time around was third place, and he got that.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for all those peeps that voted BNP.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I didn't get out of the count until after 2:30 this morning, went home and watched the results until about 4:00, and was then supposed to be at work for 8:45.

I also blame 2legs for the fact that I was late to work.

2legs gets the blame 'cos i'm taking the afternoon off and going home soon.

I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for not having anything to blame to leg2s for