h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

iblame2legsforallthethingsthatareblamableforoneperson!

i blame 2legs for my mood this afternoon, even though i'm stuck in work!

i blame 2legs for vanilla.

I blame 2legs for too much vanilla and insufficient non-vanilla
I blame 2legs for mopping, dusting sweeping, hoovering, washing up, cleaning and housework in general

I blame 2legs for making me want to listen to all these tracks he lays down. and for making me thinking about all the cleaning up i should do when i get home.

I blame 2legs that I want to be sure he notices the new tag at the end of my name, which will stay there as long as necessary

I balme 2legs for me being here!

I blame 2legs for not making vanilla slightly more chocolatey, or spicy, depending on his mood, by means of lascivious tongue movements and a cheeky grin or seven... (I blame 2legs that this generally works for me )

Oooo I'm not sure how to do that... you'll maybe have to show me

Amy; Yes I just read it on the good point I seem to have broken my mop today; for which I blame 2legs... a fact which should* speed up the visit to the place where both mops brushes dustpans and brushes, WD40, and CO2 monitors/detectors can be purchased

I blame 2legs for purchasing

I blame 2legs for the hugely tallented wonderfulness of George Formby

I blame 2legs that he keeps calling it carbon DIoxide, when it's a carbon MONoxide detector he's been going to get for a couple years at least now (whenever it was that the boiler went )

I blame 2legs that I am trying to prepare baked potatoes, and I don't think anything good will come out of my effort.
(Unless you consider huge explosions "good")

I blame 2legs for it being almost impossible to do baked potatos wrong... so long as you've a baking potato (not new potatos won't do it ya see),

Persoanlly I'd recommend putting the cleaned potato (don't take the skin off silly), in to the microwave, for 'some'*+* time

Baked potatos from the microwave are terrible and not very tasty.

Because of this, you will have tuned the oven to the hottest setting at the same moment you start microwaving the potato, so by the time the microwave is pingged, the oven will be really* hot*

Then leave the potato in the oven**++**



footnotes
*+*
this is hard to say as it depends entirely on the size of the spud, but between five and ten mins outghta do it, it oughta be making a lot of noise and be really* hot and somewhat soft all the way through when you push a knife/skewer into its middle)

**++**
Basically as long as you can be bothered to wait, but twenty minutes upto maybe thirty is probably a good guesstimate, depending on the power o the oven, the size of the potato, the prevailing wind direction, I think* my oven runs at about 220 or 240 degrees celcius, err whatever that might be in gas mark land or farenheight....

I blame 2legs for the really interesting life storey I just read, on a web-site, and the fact, that because of the language used and some of the topics covered it probably woudln't be allowed to link to it on HooToo

i blame 2legs for 2 things... getting our curiosity up about a story we won't get to read... and then for all the mosquito bites i just got from one ONE!!! mosquito trapped inside my screened in ohana

The life storey, was an account of a woman, who was born a man.... And the awful (by the sound of it) time she had with freinds/family as a result of her changing sex; Though having said which sounded like her family in particular were awful anyhow and would have been weather or not that were the case... very... err insighful
Actually, one of those weird things wehre I've absolutely no idea of how I ended up on it... follow a link, then anotehr link and ... oo whats this
WJH?: Drank some more rioja; as with the other night I smelt it took one swig and said '1999 rioja' and was right (though of course the other night it was a 2001 grand reserva), and I couldn't identify any more this time other than the year and type/region of the wine and I got some bedding out of the cupboard for our guest, so its ready for when he needs it

i blame 2legs that he thinks this is the WJH thread again! silly 2legs

i blame 2legs for the word discharge, probably the worst word to grace my ears in the past 48 hours!

i blame 2legs that i've only just realised i can hover over footnotes and read them that way instead of clicking!

i blame 2legs that this makes me sound really really and i'm not....honest!

Works for the word you need to insert in the <> for smileys too...

I blame 2legs for this and also for monthly mood swings.

I blame 2legs for my thinking this was the WJH thread for my sleeping in so late, and for my feeling so tired even after a long sleep

"I blame 2legs that I am trying to prepare baked potatoes, and I don't think anything good will come out of my effort.
(Unless you consider huge explosions "good")"

I blame 2legs I'm one such person. Huge explosions are always good.