h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Midiclorians? I think you just showed us where you have your "understanding" of science from

it was a piss take.

The problem is Gigabane is that you've got no style.
If you're going to take over the world, you've got to do it in style,

I mean where's your top secret volcano lair?

Where's your army of jumpsuit clad henchmen?

Where's your earth destroying laser?

Where's your female assassin with a sexually risque name?

These are like the basics of the basics you know.
How you expect people to take you seriously when you can't even manage an evil laugh is beyond me.

tsk*, kids these days, wouldn't know a tub of man-eating sharks if you dropped them in it.

no evil laugh because i aint evil
the volcano lair is actual a *&($%^%#$ Pyramid.
i have no style because i have no confidence in public.
the jump suit men are few and far between at the moment, but they have MK4 kev and berreta 92f's.

my confidence remains people. because, althouh i have a lot of shortcommings to my education and a few of my ideas dont make the grade.
some do, and i have been steadily climbing the ladder.

as to the peon that need to say his financial worth.
i may have only reached a million british pounds(no pound sign on my keyboard and cant be bothered with ctrl codes), but i still have years to go before i even reach 30, so you be as bitter and critical as you like, but at the end of the day. throw enough sh*t at the wall and some will stick, thats me, where as you? i can already see your nice little grave where family members can come and remember how smart you were.
GiGaBaNE (of the 13th Zodiac)

ps. no-one has got the meaning of my name correct yet...such a shame when its so obvious.

i don't know about anything else, but i don't care what you name means, what your saying is jsut doing enough on its own.

"i am willing to concede the point"

Given that the point is that you're an ignorant moron, I can only say - GREAT!

"i am very unhappy with your closed minded ness though."

I think what makes you unhappy is that you're wrong and I can prove it, clearly and distinctly. It's all very well having an open mind, but yours is so open your actual brain has fallen out.

"when i offer idea's they are meant to be examined purely on face value"

That's what I did. Face value - they're worthless.

" you are not meant to analize the technical accurancy of the progect"

Well, no, because that would make you look like an ignorant moron. My apologies, sort of.

" because i dont even do that"

You don't say?

"nor must you look at it with only todays technical capabilities."

I'm not. I keep repeating - NO technology can fundamentally rewire the universe. That's what your ideas require. Go to the bottom of the class. That may require upward movement...

"the point is i spam ideas, to mr scientict and he re designes it so that the solution occours even if the design does not."

No, you spam garbage, and Mr. Engineer makes you look an idiot then starts to ignore you because you bore him.

"how many time s do i have to say to you people that i didnt have a childhood education."

And how many times to do I have to say to you that THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE. You can start getting an education now. You apparently have the money. I've named my terms for educating you to the point where you will no longer be an embarrassment. There are no shortcuts. Wishing won't make it so.

"Now mr know it all."

I don't know it all. I know more than you. Which isn't hard.

"im sure you know an awfull lot about your chemicals"

No you're not sure. I could have made all that stuff up and you lack the wit to know the difference.

" but you dont even seem capable of truly understandin the power of non related science fields meddling."

Do, please, stop wasting our time you incorrigible cretin.

"as i tried to explain when you first shot down my idea, it simply moves down to a smaller scale."

A scale at which it will not work, for perfectly good reasons you lack the intellectual equipment to understand.

"yes you have made me very aware that when you eat salt, it essentialy splits in two bits?
i think my small brain gets that."

It demonstrably does not.

"now what i want you to do is take a simple overview of natrium."

I'm not taking your instructions until you demonstrate a basic level of understanding. I give it a decade.

"you cannot tell me that such a simple construct, with such a density could not be replaced with something man made. that is without even looking at the 3 co's."

Now you're just making things up. It's quite sad.

"i am not trying to put a time frame on things, i merely suggest that we could construct a vessel and deliver an advanced cooling system."

And I'm suggesting a better and more realistic idea is to cool our armpits by getting flower-fairies to blow in them with little fans made of bees' wings.

"if you doubt this technology is rapidly upon us, then i suggest you brush up on you sub-atomics because string theory is here to stay, and with it a new level of understanding."

All you know about string theory is how to spell it. Prove me wrong.

"i suppose you would blow a brainstack if i were to tell you i thought of the isotop NA-24?"

I'm assuming this is a piss-take like the line about midichlorians.

Gigger - you're worse than stupid. Really stupid people are entertaining. Really crazy people, people who are absolutely wall-crawling LOONS, can be entertaining. Hell, you can spend MONTHS making fun of the mentally deficient. But you my friend commit the greatest crime of all.

You're boring.

H.

>> when i offer idea's they are meant to be examined purely on face value, you are not meant to analize the technical accurancy of the progect, because i dont even do that, nor must you look at it with only todays technical capabilities.

But how can anyone realise them?


>> the point is i spam ideas, to mr scientict and he re designes it so that the solution occours even if the design does not.

SO how can he do that without analysing the technical accuracy of the project?



*Really confused here*


>> The problem is Gigabane is that you've got no style.

I think he's got loads of style. It's an eclectic, derivitive, jejune cyberpunky kinda style, but he's certainly stylish.


>> I've named my terms for educating you to the point where you will no longer be an embarrassment.

Hell, Hoo, if you get the science half of the gig, I'll join in for literature and humanities. A nice little education gig in France would be a cool way to round off the year.


>> now what i want you to do is take a simple overview of natrium

What's natrium?



>> [Hoo] I hate sans serif fonts

Damn! Of course! Check out the poem I wrote on 5th January this year. I assume you know where to find it.

Ben

"What's natrium?"

It's what foreigners and the uneducated sometimes call the element educated people know is called "Sodium". It's the old Latin name, which is why the chemical symbol for it is Na. Nobody educated beyond primary school level in chemistry in Britain in the last 50 years would call it anything but sodium.

A similar example is Tungsten, which some people occasionally call Wulfram, and has the symbol W.



H.

You know, I'm beginning to think I'd rather have Hoo rule the world than our friend GiGaBaNE...

Christ, no! It's a rare day that I out-think Hoo.

B

In case you're wondering, Ben, while the word <<'oStlhInganDIyaS>> is, in and of itself, gibberish, it contains four words:

'oS - the verb "to represent"
tlhIngan - a Klingon
DI - rubble, ruins
yaS - officer, person in authority.

Neat, eh?

H.

A tad harsh there Hoo. Giga may be wrong and ignorant, but from what I have read he has not yet decended into petty name calling (well maybe once or twice ). GiGa has injected this place with a bit of life again - much better than the various dull game threads and 'what are you xxxxing now' threads Go GiGa you rule//////sorry you want to rule Until later....
BCNU - Crescent

ah, this ged thinx he's the clever fellow, but he doesn't have me fooled for a nanosecond. setting 2legs and GiGaBaNE on each other... a little flattery here, some "kind advice" there... can't you see he's playing you both for fools????

a little analysis of his last post...

"I don't see why someone would want to rule the world, its a dump." (iow, stay off my turf dudes...)

"As for living forever, you're going to get so bored." (sounds like he knows a bit about it...)

"Anyway Gigabane, power corrupts, it would (DID) corrupt me and it will definately corrupt YOU. Thats why i don't do power." (yeah, right...)

"Oh and 2legs you'll find that you drank the vodka as well as the Rioja, which is why your computer isn't working." (omniscience is a dead giveaway...)

GiG, this guy's way ahead of you; better give up the game before you end up a jibbering wreck like 2legs. world domination is not a child's game and looks like ged's playing for keeps!

Dude, Pyramids are like so 2500 BC

Anyway to get anywhere in the world domination business you have to have a good evil laugh, it doesn't matter whether your evil or not, it just the only way your're going to gain repsect from your henchmen, from the masses and from othe world leaders/dominators.

All together now: 'MWAH HA HA HA HA'

what was i saying?

>> Neat, eh?

Very. Did you check the poem?

B

Giga, do you post any of your stuff anywhere else on the net, out of interest?

And have you ever considered doing Speakers' Corner at Hyde Park?

I'm sorry, But I checked the book, and the book say,
3.97/1.
Any evil dictatorships must be administered by a pseudo religious priest.
My new world order is the real new world order, the one real answer I have is the one real answer, the true truths I speak are the only true truths, and the docterin I preach is the only docterin.

Folow the straight path, digress not from the way of the world, pass unto that which we must attain and relenquish all non night-cleaning products.
Send asudner thoughts of cleaning during the day, and realise the new world order is here, folow unto the path straight and true, and stray not from teh path.
For down this path lays the magestic city the city of dark the city of the prophet nighthoover.
Swaying we must gather our hoover's and follow the path and lead orselves to a world of non tangleing hoover leads and perpetual nocternal hoovering.

Cast aside your fish and your little cotton wool buds and the screwdriver that does not fit the screw.
Disown the bowl in the cupboard that contains many dead battery and strange curtain rail fittings for which will never be used.
Jump on your lies and give up the sins of the flesh in order to perpetually hoover in eternal darkness.

You too will enter into the mighty suction device of the prophet, and into his dust bag you shall find eternal life, life eternal in service of the lord and unto his whims and slightly bizzare cleaning routeens.

Flour! Flour! Bring along your flour, not those that forget their flower or flour or tangerines in small plastic wrappers shall hear the call of the slightly bermused marmaset.
Oh yea, spry unto the flour as unto the miracles of the prophets dust of immortality, for lo, the dust does flow where once the blood of age and sinfulness once lay.

oh yea, let it be so So who's with me?
I need to employ a couple of people, mainly for ritualistic sacrifice purposes, pay unknown, nice uniform and no worries about pensions and housing.

fortunatly for me, i have sufficient combat for that kind of respect, because i will never manage to gain it with a silver tongue.
i have no truble with the women in my life.
and for all my faults, i have never lost an employee to anyone else.
so i guess the only place i am short of respect is in the accademic comunity.
this is perfectly fine with me, we cant all be the top 5% (subject to current rules of reallity of course, hehe).
the only thing i feel is important is i try with my every breath to find answers to the big human questions.
i dont want to die, i dont believe in the afterlife.
there are many people like that.
im simply trying to pull together a portion of humanity, which i will finance by business. and when i have it it will focus on the evolution of the human body, the introduction of a 100% recycling rule, and the protection and expansion of a space empire.
if some one, anyone could achieve this, then the human race will be far better on whole, whoever is running it.

P.S i think the world should go to war with all nations that dont follow human rights.
that is one thing that must be adhered to by all humans and mk2 humans alike.

>> i have no truble with the women in my life.

You must the only one, then!

B