h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bruce was born in the 50s...

sean connery, patrick stewart, harrison ford (in that order) of course have already been mentioned.

but no one's mentioned steven tyler
or steve martin, either, both very sexy in different ways.

Steven Tyler - as in he from Aerosmith? Interesting choice - can I ask why?

Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a lady...

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Though that big gob of his must be useful for something...

he's just sexy. i'm not sure i can put it in another way that would make sense. he's not a pretty-boy, he wouldn't be described as 'classicly good-looking', but he's very sexy. i know i'm not the only person who thinks this (even if i'm the only person *here* who thinks this ). it might have something to do with having seen him perform live, because i'd never really considered it until after i'd been to one of their shows. he's much sexier live than in video.

Mmmmmm Christopher Walken.
I don't actually have any idea what age he is but I'm 19 so he's deninitely up there in the granddad catagory. But damn he's hot!
Also Jack Nicholson until recently. To be more precise until I saw About Schmidt. *shudder* He was actually an old old man. It made me feel all dirty.

Patrick Stewart is yummy, how old is he? Also, Robert Beltran's not too bad (Chakotay)

I repeat : Mmmm. Gabriel Byrne.

WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE MENTIONED HIM?

He's Irish. He's gorgeous. Dammit!

Well. At least I get him all to myself.

That's OK, Saturnine. You get Gabriel Byrne all to yourself (he's 53, by the way, same as Ed Harris), I get Ed Harris all to myself and Rains gets Steve Tyler to herself. Seems fair to me.

Oh, and Christopher Walken is 60 and Patrick Stewart is 63. As if anybody cares.

Hey Gabriel Byrne's the same age as my mam then.

I can live with that.

All the best men are in their 50's/60's right now.

Christopher Walken is definitely attractive. But he's also a little creepy. But still inducing. Odd.

Denzel is only 48, does he qualify? And do I get to have him all to myself?

If you think he's 'old', then he qualifies. And as you're the only one who's mentioned him (I think), you get him all to yourself.

This is fun. All those wives and girlfriends whose existence we're ignoring so that we can drool over our favourite 'older' men!

But how many of us would get up to anything with our 'chosen' man (or woman) if the opportunity arose? I wouldn't. Not because he's 'older', but because I'm happily married and have every intention of staying that way. But I can fantasize. Doesn't everybody?

Well he is one adult older than me, but I don't really think that counts as actually old - I just happen to have a crush on him.

Any excuse to have a quiet will do for me!

Robert Wagner
Harrison Ford

I would. It's GABRIEL BYRNE. I mean...good lord...I wouldn't be able to say no.

But then, I think I am the least moral person on this site. So it shouldn't suprise anyone.

Eeeeek!

No, I don't want Steve Tyler, he's still available....is Harrison Ford still free?

You'll have to ask Callista - she's young enough to call him old.