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Great insults and put-downers (without swearing!)
Oot Rito Started conversation Jul 10, 2003
This thread is for the free-use and inspiration of all those who can never find the right stinging reply when needed....
Those with some great insults up their sleeves..... and invited to post here !
One-liners please !
Great insults and put-downers (without swearing!)
Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
Err, I meant :
This thread is for the free-use and inspiration of all those who can never find the right stinging reply when needed....
Those with some great insults up their sleeves..... ARE invited to post here !
One-liners please !
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
Now i would have said it right the first time.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
(not bad.......)
You wouldn't have had the gumption to say it in the first place !
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
my favourite:
"reading your postings is _even_ more boring/tedious than listening to a tory MP's speech in the House of Commons...
"
you can swap "tory" for another political party obviously...
loup
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
the short version would be:
"
"
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
*NOT in response to Loup, just an insult that occurred to me*
"There's no need to continue, I already KNOW you're an idiot"
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
You're confusing me for someone who cares!!
(and i cleaned that up a bit.)
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
Just wondering if that was in response to me then Oot!!!
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Jul 10, 2003
"Can I put you on hold while I find someone who gives a flying f**k?"
Liam.
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Jul 10, 2003
Some folks drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, you only gargle.
You seem to have delusions of adequacy
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J Posted Jul 10, 2003
I like telling people that they smell. It works for me. Not on h2g2 though 
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
(yeh, I toned down to "idiot" too)
"I'm allergic to tripe"
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"delusions of adequacy"
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Genie Posted Jul 10, 2003
'Hang on a second, I must get my medication...you're starting to make sense...I must be hallucinating'
And you think I care why???
If you spent even 1/2 as much time working as you did talking we would save ourselves a fortune on the air conditioning....all that hot air can't be doing it any good..
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"higher forms of life can understand some lower ones, but the reverse isn't true.... so give up"
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rainingonme Posted Jul 10, 2003
Listen...can you hear the sound of me not caring?
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"I don't care how you feel, the thought of touching you sickens me*
and (working on Jodan's idea)
"I don't care how you feel, it's your smell that bothers me*
*Chris......... come back, nobody means you !*
(that IS right I hope !)
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Great insults and put-downers (without swearing!)
- 1: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 2: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 3: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 4: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 5: Loup Dargent (Jul 10, 2003)
- 6: Loup Dargent (Jul 10, 2003)
- 7: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 8: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 9: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 10: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 11: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Jul 10, 2003)
- 12: J (Jul 10, 2003)
- 13: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 14: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 15: Genie (Jul 10, 2003)
- 16: Serephina (Jul 10, 2003)
- 17: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 18: rainingonme (Jul 10, 2003)
- 19: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 20: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
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