h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, just laying down a marker

azahar

I think you (and certain other people) are making too much of this.

A certain amount of unhappiness and unease about sex during adolesence is not unusual. It is after all a difficult time.

If LB ever changes her mind about sexual abstinance well its hardly an irreversible decision is it? Rushing into a sexual relationship before you feel ready for it is not a good idea.

As for her lack of friends well coming on to h2g2 is hopefully a way to improve that solution.

"improve that solution"
Change that to "improve that situation" or "solve that problem"

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I hope you're right about that.

Me too
Theres a lot of friendly and interesting people around so long as you manage to avoid the ocasional flame war that springs up around here

Sorry to have to drag this thread back down again, but hey, you know what I'm like

Back in post 305 B has got his surveying thing all wrong. The heights work, but not the shapes.

Now, starting from the north, Everest is the second peak in a semicircular chain of four mountains. We begin with the smallest peak Changste, then the big one itself. After this the chain swings to the south and west and we meet the not inconsiderable challenges of Lhotse and Nuptse. These last two force the shape of Khumbu icefall around the base of Everest and off to the far west where we meet basecamp. Which by all accounts is a bit of tip what with all those grubby climbers hanging around there scoffing their Kendall Mint-Cake.

K2 on the other hand, (or Chogori to give it its correct name) stands alone and isolated at the head of the Baltoro glacier; like a massive needle of rock and ice thrusting up into the sky. It totally dominates everything around it and intimidates all who approach.

So you see by the comparison, B's 7mm would be the least of Rain's problems.









Ok, I'll get me coat...

BG
Now I have a very odd image stuck in my mind
If I am ever to meet Rain in RL I will have to remember not to stare

**looking forward to the next meet-up for a detailed examination of Rains' topography**

B

>>K2 on the other hand..... It totally dominates everything around it and intimidates all who approach.<<

Well, it explains why very few manage to make eye contact .

Oops, I appear to have fallen back into the gutter again!

Ah, nice of you to join us down here, Rains!

Well, I'd rather be in the gutter looking up than elsewhere looking down .

It did occur to me that my ex boyfriend's comparisons were probably based on televisual information on the aforesaid mountain ranges - i.e. something some distance from reality. Otherwise bra shopping would be even more difficult than it is already.

Just a little something for Lemon Blossom to consider, as it seems to align with her interests...

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>>I've never been given or given a name to any of my private parts but a friend refers to part of her anatomy as her golden wine cup. A little too graphic for me>>

Ahh, that's a variation on a fairly common one- "drinking form the furry cup" is one of the first metaphors for oral sex I ever heard.

>Don't mind them! Boys will be boys! Honestly . . .

Do you mind? I resent the implication that females of the species can't be just as crude and carry-on like as that lot

Yes Kerr, but as I've said before, you're an honourary bloke.

I'm not the *only* woman with a dirty mind- look at Mina, and I dare you to call *her* an honorary bloke

But Mina doesn't have an obsessive interest in all things sci-fi, which is traditional a male occupation.

B

I'm not saying I *mind* being called an honourary bloke, in fact I think I told BG that was one of the nicest things anyone had ever said about me, I'm merely pointing out that one does not have to be a bloke, honourary or otherwise, to have a filthy crude mind.

... it's just more common that's all

Frankly, I'd rather go somewhere else (Mars or the asteroids) than take over this world.

They're Pinky and the Brain, they're Pinky and the Brain, one is a genius, the other's insane.

Oh sorry, guess you didn't want to take over the world.