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Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Started conversation Jul 1, 2003
What clever nicknames has a lover supplied for your genitalia? What nicknames have you given?
To start us off...
My wife is the keeper of My Happy Place.
In our relationship, I'm the one who has The Power.
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E'dalethni II Posted Jul 2, 2003
If I had a lover, I probably wouldn't be reading these forums.
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jul 2, 2003
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Researcher U197087 Posted Jul 2, 2003
Popeye's forearm
No, seriously, never.
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 2, 2003
Nice thread!
Given that my lover and an ex-lover will be along to read this, I really shouldn't contribute...
...but let's just say certain vegetables have come up.
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J Posted Jul 2, 2003
I'll be frank -
His name is penis
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 2, 2003
*knows he shouldn't continue, but just can't help it*
The first time I ever met a girl daft enough to remove my pants, her exact words were "Hello, Big Boy".
Which frankly is a hell of a boost to a 15-year-old.
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J Posted Jul 2, 2003
Yes, that hidden post was me. I yikesed it myself...
Let's just say I was being perfectly frank and forthright
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Ashley Posted Jul 2, 2003
I thought that would have been a devastating thing for a 15-year-old to hear about his belly...
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J Posted Jul 2, 2003
And just like that it was reinstated 
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 2, 2003
**makes vain attempt to keep thread from being junked**
I think it's more common to name breasts, isn't it? A good friend of mine said hers were called Vivian and Leigh, although I never quite worked out what their connection was with the said actress.
First person to tell me they couldn't give a damn gets a 
thrown at them.
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FoxyBabe Posted Jul 2, 2003
I used to call an ex-boyfriends Charlie, and he called mine, Japanese motorbike. Due to my complaints of itchyf*nny after he played at being 'barber'.
Foxy 
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 2, 2003
Japanese motorbike???
Good ride, were you?
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FoxyBabe Posted Jul 2, 2003
well, lets say, I've had no complaints, had some pretty good riders.
Foxy
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Mina Posted Jul 2, 2003
I've never (pardon the pun) come across anyone who wanted to give bits names, either theirs, or mine. It's never crossed my mind either. Seems a bit 
to me.
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 2, 2003
I think it's for the more sexually repressed among us, Mina. Who get embarrassed at using words like 'nob'.
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Ashley Posted Jul 2, 2003
I'va always had a penchant for the word 'todger'.
Very expressive methinks.
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- 1: Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit (Jul 1, 2003)
- 2: E'dalethni II (Jul 2, 2003)
- 3: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 2, 2003)
- 4: Researcher U197087 (Jul 2, 2003)
- 5: Mu Beta (Jul 2, 2003)
- 6: J (Jul 2, 2003)
- 7: Mu Beta (Jul 2, 2003)
- 8: J (Jul 2, 2003)
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