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Just a wild guess my lil

not really its tiny tim Laughing

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Tiny Tim!!!

nuff sed methinks

>lurk<









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ROTF

well not allowed to brag on a bbc site mind you they show the HULK on bbc

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mmmm hi venus

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mind your acks everybody! threadjacker coming through!

People on this thread might be quite interested in my last journal posting.

B

at the ready


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Blatherskite has just pointed out that this thread is "right up" my "figurative ally". How sweet of him to say so... And, sadly, how right he is.

I have never messed around with naming genitilia becase sex leaves me speechless, in a variety of interesting ways.

However, for two very good reasons that are obvious if you meet me, I attract tits men, and my ex used to call them "booble" and "dooble" - which was vaguely cute.



Now the following is a fairly complicated story. A long long time ago I was working on a large IT project in a nordic country far far away, and I ended up sleeping with a Project Manager. (Efficient people, Project Managers, I can recommend them). One of the guys who worked for him is an Architect (also good guys to know - they have a detailed understanding of how things are best put together).

Anyway, the Project Manager (who I was sleeping with at the time), and the Architect (who I ended up sleeping with a couple of years later), were both standing by the coffee machine one day.

They are both pretty substantial guys, and I flirt like the dickens at work, (hard to imagine, I know, but it is surprisingly effective reverse sexual intimidation - you would be surprised by the number of guys it scares s**tless).

Back to the story: I call across to them, saying "Ah - Tweedledum and Tweedledee!" - to which the Project Manager replies "Is that what you call them?" I don't remember what I replied, but I think it involved a one-fingered gesture. (I must ask the Architect if he remembers the exchange next time I - er - see him).



There is a minor coda to this story. I have since discovered that the Project Manager uses my bust size, combined with my name, (which is after all a 7 letter alpha-numeric combination), as a password.

I am *still* not sure how to take that!

B

Take it in the stock cupboard?

Anyway... as for nicknames possibly worth waiting to see what word(s) a person referes to themselfs with.

Crazy that for many using the 'proper' words cause people to be blush so using words like todger, muff *pauses ahh memories* instead. About to have sex, but can't speak. Maybe that's more about popular culture. That would be slang words more than a lovers nickname or 'pet name' for each others bits'n'bobs?

I dunno fancy wasting time naming them when your in love/lust

After reading this thread and this being a BBC site, with current news story in mind we could call a penis "Alatair?" - What a knob!

Does "oh that's going to hurt count?"

"The 23rd Duke", in my case, and the "Beartrap" for hers....

"Blatherskite has just pointed out that this thread is "right up" my "figurative ally". "

Exactly the same words I used to KerrAvon.

B

Did someone say Avon, fancy a game of Mornington crescent to pass the time!!!

One of my friends is planning to try this line on some (poor) female...

"What has 72 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?"
"My zipper"

Mmm, I have to say advertising a green nob is probably not the best way to score...

yeah - I laughed when he first said it...

It's original though