h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Take the name of your first pet and add it to your street name

My first pet was a cat called Fluffy and I live in Broad Street, so ....

Fluffy Broad

Blondie Girton

Nah!! I will stick with lil!

Hoover Bentswood - Fascinating eh?

Hhhm

In the last 20 years,

Ginger Rydal

Ginger Esplanade

Ginger Lavender

Ginger Ferrer's

Ginger Earlsfield

Ginger Avenue

Ginger Gleneagles

Ginger Rowan

Ginger Aragon

Ginger Hollows

so doesn't always work.

Ginger Esplanade!!!! Now THAT's a porn name


Or a serious complaint. (sorry any sufferers)

Well, when you live on Royal Esplanade, Ginger Royal Esplanade seems a bit presumptive!!!!

Ginger Royal is quite good though

BTW, Ginger or Ginge, as he was known, was a large Ginger and White Guinea Pig that lived for 7 years before dieing from Lead Poisoning when put out to stud with a female which was in a shed painted with lead based paint.

*Warning*


All jokes about putting lead in his pencil would be tasteless.


*Message Ends*

and you haven't posted such a joke why ?????

For most of my life it was Frisky Palmer. Which sounds an awful lot to me like someone with a hobby that's be seriously detrimental to his vision.

And I'm female, no less.

These days, it'd be Frisky St. Louis. Which doesn't sound exotic or inviting at all.

Whereas Chili Palmer was the character played by John Travolta in "Get Shorty"

Not so daft sounding now then

Harry Palmer - Michael Caine.

Huntly and Palmer - biccies


My Porn name would be Jessie Bradstock.......which, rather spookily, is my REAL name.
















Nah.....not really.

You had me for a minute, there.

Just realised, my sister would be

Fluffy Mann

Tuc Gardenia

and now


Tuc Clark ohhhh that sounds better

I have never had a pet but I do live in:

Millers Dyke

And with that I leave you.

Schneider Hill.

Which I kind of like and if it didn't wind people up so much I'd probably change my ID for a couple of days...

First,

Pusspuss Havelock!

Then,

Solo Richmond!

Now it's,

Fraidy Rocks!

Mine would be

Bonnie Am