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What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 1

Geggs

That's all. Don't want to be told any jokes, but just the punchlines. I'll start:

Put the frosties back in the box, David!


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 2

The Ghost of Polidari

Rupert the Fridge.


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 3

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Never cross the road when the little green man's flashing,

or

But we do, don't we?

smiley - ale


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 4

Gnomon - time to move on

I don't know about the kissing, but I loved the way he held me!


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 5

philbo baggins

FOIRE!!!


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 6

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Goblin Teasmaid!

Incog.I wouldn't tell this joke anyway.


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 7

Madent

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.

(Well it's one of sons' favourite and he's only 5)


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Post 8

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

Hey, I know the rest of that one, Gnomon. smiley - winkeye

My fav: a plastic orchestra.


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Post 9

Lady in a tree

a stick




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Post 10

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Lays eggs

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 11

Two Bit Trigger Pumping Moron

"Wow, a talking dog."

Saying that around me by itself is enough to get me to chuckle.


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 12

Cheerful Dragon

"I can't retail spirits after 11pm!" (I think you have to be British to get that joke.)

OR

"People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."

smiley - bigeyessmiley - dragon


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 13

psychocandy-moderation team leader

"Well do you know how to turn one off?"


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 14

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

Oh, and "and just like that the coffin stopped".


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 15

26199

This, currently.

smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

egon

and he said "Look lady, I s**t in your purse, I f**ked your dog, I'm outta here"


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Post 17

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

"A match, please get me a match!!"


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Post 18

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

...'George.W. Bush'
smiley - laughJust gotta laugh at that or else you'd explode with irritation...


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 19

Ely~Shoe~Fly

To get to the other side.


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 20

Dreamer

I can see your house from here


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