h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok. Carry on with the thread.

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Capt. Kebab - If you looked like that, it wouldn't be *that* bad. Could be worse. Could look like Dave Gorman! !

Any Saddam Hussein lookalikes out there?

UH = Harry Potter? Yeah, pretty much ...

Poor kid...

oh, this slipped my mind- there does exist a freak photo of me in which I resemble... shock!


!!TONY ROBINSON!!

I can see how NASA may have faked the Moon pictures, but this is beyond belief.

I've been unfavourably compared to Steve Coogan before.

maybe... but there is no undeniable photographic proof of that shame!

My father-in-law is a dead spit for Saddam.

When I was younger people used to say I was the double of Roger Tonge (Sandy Richardson - Crossroads)

I went through a period when I was known as the impoverished woman's Clint Eastwood.

Nowadays its been suggested that I could easily find employment from November onwards - wearing a red suit.

I am consistently told that I look like Keanu Reeves. I don't see the resemblance, personally.

My dad looks like a cross between Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof and Stalin

The 'Bill and Ted'/'Parenthood' Keanu, the 'Speed' Keanu, or the 'Matrix' Keanu??

"Matrix" Keanu. My hair is definitely too short for "Bill and Ted," too long for "Speed."

So you're a pastey-white gaunt-looking guy with nice hair?

Its just been suggested to me I look like a cross between Gandalf & Frodo - Gandalfs face - Frodo's feet.

Actually, I'm a slightly tanned Asian American guy with nice hair. And I kind of have a gaunt face, depending on how much exercise I've been doing for the past week.

Fidel Castro taught history at my secondary school...

I have been likened to Sting, by GTB; I refute the allegation Oh, but that I had his connections, his money, his libido.

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwxan!

You have to respect Sting for having a name that's a verb. Present tense, no less. He's not Stung, or Stinging, but Sting. At some point, he had to tell all his friends to stop calling him by his given name (Gordon) and call him "Sting." I can imagine the scene now...

Friend: "Gordon. Hey, Gordon! Yo, I'm talking to YOU, Gordon!"

Gordon/Sting: "Uh...that's not my name anymore. Call me Sting."

Friend(?): " ...yeah...that's nice, Gordon."

Gordon/Sting: "Just you wait. I'm going to be a giant rock star someday! I'll be watching you, I'll be watching you! Don't stand so close to me!"