h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

These nine months and more have I been seeking the prophet, and yet I have found him not. Oh where could He be?

The hoovery one is found, whereever in dark the dank dust be, under carpet over shelf in a cupboard the hoover scree But most of all let the hoovery one into your life and then the hoover liveth in our hearts h o o v e r y h o o v e r y h o o v e r y h o o v e r y h o o v e r y h o o v e r y h o o v e r y

I saw his name on a bar-top amusement game in a biker bar in Galveston County, Texas. He placed second on their Mah-Jong game...



Ok, It was me, I did it.

Yes, but you did it in respect of the prophet Nighthoover.
'Tis all good.

Theres some nighthoover graffiti in a pub toilet I know

Check the front page... down there scrolling along the bottom!


"Quote of the day"

Traveller in Time only half way reading the front page
"By the time I read the dust particles in the bottom it will be night "

Turely and sruly it msut be a sgin 'QUOTE OF THE DAY: '
i want 2 cancel this account what 2 do'

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I've not noticed that feature before. Is this the INAUGURAL QotD?

Strewth, he be quoted on the front page!
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Could this fortel the Night Of The Hoove!

EF < F47997?thread=3811817 >

Alright you lot, settle down, being quoted does not validate the religion, even Charled Manson gets quoted from time to time.
Honestly! You had five whole weeks of Quitting then, what went wrong? So come on guys lets all leave the shrine peacefully and Quit until he (maybe) gets back shall we?

yea Q u i t

This is NOT a religion. Religions are based on historical myths. We are followers of the one true Hoove, alive and well and waiting to surprise us.

Yes, the hoover was real, we've actualy got real, tenable proof in the two posts the hoov made to this here very thread.... true we've 'egged' it all up a bit... but heck its good fun no h o o v e r y m e l t i n g p o t s o f s l i g h t l y o l d s o m e t h i n g u n c o u n t a b l e r e d

*skulks in corner and mutters things about the lineage of 2legs*

*sulks in the other corner and mutters things about dolphins, rabbits and the price of carrots.

*mutters about mutterers sulking in corners*

*mutters about mudders and mothers and sulks about skulkers sulking forlorn in corners*

*leaps up from the corner and flounces all over the thread *flounces* *flounces* *flounces exausively*