h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See for yourself -----> U183456

It'll make you cry

He has ascended?

Woah!

His Word is no longer with us

*Gnashes teeth and rends garments, though just the cheap ones*

The Stark Fist of Removal hath wiped his space clean.

He Was, He is Not, and yet He Will Be. Seek him in the dust and the dark, and know that he Will Be with you, though it is not given to us to know the hour of his inhalations. Lettuce spry

all hail NIGHTHOOVER||||||||

Ahem!

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fear ye not for un founded foundations hitherto reveal most thirley abundances of hoovery ones

and so sayth the words that were said lettuce spry BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB KiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiTKiT

Fargging Bastiches!

ooo where? do they have dangly bits too lettuce l e t t u c e

Nighthoover will guide the hand of the novice

Lettuce Spry

Nighthoover guided me back as I must have strayed and acccidently unsuscribed, but fear not the Night Of The Hoove shall happen again!
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It is fortold so must be......

Fear knot, by Bob. The original convo remains.

....does this mean those of us with a higher number than 183456 have to subtract one from ours?

Very well, my Secret Nighthoover Number is now 200837. That should work out since it appears to be unoccupied at the moment.

I'll get the movers in...

For as it is to be so it is and be that it is so it may be so. And so it came to be so that in the totality of the being it was to be so that it was so. So it did be, and be did it so, unto the zitherational irritability of those unbeing so to be not quite as it wasn't be so to be so. So it came to so be so, and it was so.

So it is indeed.

Beep!

Scilent standing stone, erect and alone, in field and on the hill, a stone by the name of bill.
Mighty stone turreted tower, ancient falling ruin, overgrown passing warblers and a packet of rizzla papers.
Cornflower cornflower flying into the breeze, small apes and monkeys falling from the trees.
rassberry rasberry pie of ancient old, rasberry rasberry a pie so he was told.
bill the stone bill the stone, no eating meat pie for tea, bill the stone bill the stone a mountin under a tree.

A mountain under a tree. What more simple manifestation of the divine could there be than a display of the natural order of things. A tree atop a mountain that is natural and upward and real and tangible. What a sign of the ultimate reality and thingness of stuff, lettuce spry...

Onward tree-like probostumous antilope crawling leaves, onward onward fallen standing tree, onwards upwards the sky apart, tree on mountain never apart lettuce tree