h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sapphirenjade, Post 5654, after saying she's a spellign snob :

"Therefor, I've gotten very used to it, and I spend more time hitting the 'backspace' key to fix that error, than if I just type it all this way. But, yes, you did get me there."

The influence of 2legs ig affecting you already.

And me apparently. Oh well.

Grifty!

Why has no one linkied?

A18104492

Because there is some sense left in society albeit the sense of sensing the non-sequiter sourcing siliness, sobriety and maybe sonambulatorism. But no, then it cannot be so due to reversal of fortune and related matters pertaining to alternative theories of extinction. Is it possible we have lost sight of what is really behaviourally accurate and understandably flossed from mental regions like many plaque regarded regions in time and spatial blandishments? Natural, however foul and less-regarded the meaning allows itself to grow.

Oh, and QUIT

yea oh yea, frhiley and mhrily so we hear the words you speaketh. q u i t I found a bloke in the pub who claimed he was nighthoover... turned out to be my Dad, wearing drag yet again

Celebrating Purim a bit early, was he?

if only... if only n i g h t h o o v e r

In the absense of a non-compatriot,
and with the lack of bunnyness
and a dearth of froggyness,

may I present my new inventd development of the non-table...

It's a non-quit-table. D'ya think they'll like it?

This Nighthoover geezer is taking his merry time returning. Any update on his imminent return?

Oh yea for only fhriley in our waitingness can we most griftily expound out nontableness n o n q u i t i n g t a b l e and flirble our gratifications of the nighhooly nighthooverly one for as the loas leapers and dust bunnies do accumulate thus then low the hooverly hand hoovers hooverly n i g h t h o o v e r n o n t a b l e n o n q u i t i n g t a b l e d u s t b u n n i e s marble our laminated griftyness oh yea flirble flirble flirble spatchknowt

Yea... wha' he said, right?

aey aeay aeay fhrily so

I often wonder if Nighthoover every realises just how much of a celebrity (s)he is, around these parts.

n i g h t h o o v e r must know, for n i g h t h o o v e r knows all that can be known and will be known yea verily lettuce spry

yea, thriley so, for is it not that it is, that that which is and is thereby is, can be and is what it is and by thereby being is can be both for then and always known as that which it is and which it is is it can be, for afolt knew knowledge expounded, as is is as is can be is, then fore unto of that which is known, for that which is known and is known is itself known and to that which is known the nighthoover knoweth all of the knowable and probably quite a bit of the unknownable also yea thriely so for as it is known so it is that it is known and can be known once more mhrily in its laminated kitchen countertops made In Spain, fribled and such like and so forth to the knowledge base of the great holy hoovery one oh yea etc., thriley so, etc., anon and eton and aton, and atom oh yea frible most grimthely in the knowing o fthat which is known as it is is it it is, n i g h t h o o v e r n o n t a b l e n o n q u i t t i n g t a b l e k n i g h t r i d d e r letrtuce make bread and butter pudding

Verily the great nighthoover is with us now, in heart if not in person, in mind if not in sight, in word if not in deed lettuce spry

Mightily praiseworthy are ye who beheld nighthoover the great one and those who celebrated the six and a half anniversary of his words to us mmmmmmmm let it be as it will be the mighty one will guide us

BEG

Preys Bee for N I G H T H O O V E R is among us, finding our dust and inhaling us and making us clean as unto the recently-groomed dust bunnies.

*atchoo*



in the dust in the dust in the dust in the dust in the dust

And yet his personal space is still wiped bare and unrestored. Italics, TPTB, Auntie Beeb, Tower creatures all it would behoove you to rehoove the hoover's page.... pretty please

Did He suck himself up?

Hail the NightHoover!