h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yea fore so as it was so as it will maybe one day perhaps not totally utterly fail to be not unlike that which it was once before, perhaps. yea n i g h t h o o v e r I converted one other of the RL to nh dureing my recent hooverexpedition

I believe I have seen nighthoover, one misty cold night, from out of the mist and the cold came the sound of a hoover in the distance, and this was of course late at night.

Well I didn't see you. Sorry for being so late in replying. Hi I'm back.

You're not, are you? Prove yourself! We need to know you're not just some kind of fly-by-night-hoover here to give us false hope!

can it be true? yea thriley so lettuce spry

Well... the user account is from 2003...

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Beware impostors get stoned or at least a bit out of their heads.

my hoover really sucks

Stoned? naa... I think someones being putting acid in my morning cuppa coffee n i gh t h oo v er lettuce spry for as it was so when it was it was and for as it woudl then be so it then would be and in being that which it would be it would not be that which it were once be and in being it be that it be and that it could or might or woudl be that which is it and it is as it is and again it comes around, and again it goes around and once mor eit goes around and around and around and we all get dizzy, high on acid and LSD and fall over the elephants growing out of the giant sandcastle pencil cases, yet again like we did before yea thriley so and then as it is so it is that it comes to be and it is that it be and it be that it is and it is being that it is that it be it can be and the elephants get most annoyed with the firlbing and thriley flirbling lamposts and kitchen countertops made in Spain thriley so lettuce go mad

i've been around, ya know, just hoovering a bit there, hoovering a bit here, a little bit of hovering during the daytime to work up the dust bunny removal mayhem of the dusklight hours and drinking of course as is the hooverly way

Oh mighty nighthoover, pleas say why you did those first posts?

That is not the true nighthoover. Just one of the early pretenders.

I think so too, I just wanted to see if he's got any clues and a nice try at an explanation

I think that Nighthoover Returned wouldn't call theirself nighthoover but would allow those who wish to find the truth the opportunity to prove their faith by following clues and leads within their Holy Postings...

For yea, only by seeking shall thee find, and many false idols shall tempt ye along the way.

I counted four or five nighthoover's online at the same time earlier there appear to be a couple of low U numbered ones and a couple of newly registered high U number ones follow the straight path in all that you do, never stray from the path for only the one true straight path can lead unto the hooverly and nighthooverable. Through on and onwards, with perils and those who tempt us away from the straight path, and once more we pass through the wicket gate and onwards on the parth to true nighthooverenlightenment and for at the end of the path, whereever that may be all true devoute followers knoweth lay the truth and our acceptance that we believe there is an end to the path is the weight we carry in our hooverment unto that which we know must await us on the final day of the second hoovercoming. lest not we pass away from teh straight path and render ourselves outside that of the teachings of the hoovery one

Fie! And an olde fashioned pagan curse on ye false nighthoovers, for ye shall be forever unable to create anything with any originality or truth inside... Surely we see beyond your false clothing and unto your unhoovered inner dust!!!

Ye are the brooms and the carpet sweepers and the mops of the world and cannot hold a dustbag to the great and holy nighthoover

Therefore and thus, I leave you to your folly...

Blimey, can you tell I'm bored witless today?

Fear not brothers and sisters,
I have just visited the place of the one true Nighhoover and he has NOT returned for his holy place, the home of the Hoove, is as should be and well, empty.
We have imposters and false Hoovers amoungst us!
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.......lettuce spray, for we SHALL know when the one true Nighthover really returns, if he deems it right to do so!

oh yea oh yea oh yea athousand times ayea and oh yea once more lettuce know the true hoover of the night