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Fenny Reh Craeser <Zero Intolerance: A593796> Posted Jul 18, 2001
*His* personality makes him beautiful in my eyes! Also he has perfect legs and feet (noble arches!) and very very well-muscled arms!
x x Fenny
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E G Mel Posted Jul 18, 2001
The mathmatic thing is something to do with the golden ratio, 1:1.67 or something Can't remember how it fits in though!
Mel
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weakpun Posted Jul 18, 2001
Red's good. Blonde's good. Dark's good.
But it's the face that matters. I tend to find that people's faces become more beautiful the longer you've known them (in the biblical sense, natch), especially just as they're waking up/going to sleep.
Of course, not being shaped like the Michelin man helps...
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weakpun Posted Jul 18, 2001
How right you are, Mel.
However, even the most beauteous of sleeping beauties can at times be susceptible to the curse of the drool, which is, uh, less than attractive.
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Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Jul 18, 2001
Sigh- such cynics amid the romanticism!
What constitutes horrible knees? I've always had doubts about mine.
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Corinth Posted Jul 19, 2001
Knees that look like raw slabs of ham that have been dragged along an highway for several miles are definitle unenticing.
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Corinth Posted Jul 19, 2001
Seeping open sores.
Skin diseases of all types.
Disproportion.
Obesity.
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Rt. Hon. David F. Porteous, Scottish Researcher, Keeper, Minister and rarely seen member of The Banned Posted Jul 19, 2001
If your mouth is 1.6 times as wide as the base of your nose then you're beautiful. Things of that ilk.
-- David, constant craving for chocolate and women
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Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Jul 19, 2001
...and (women only, sorry) if your waist is 1/3 smaller than the rest of you, you're beautiful.
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Corinth Posted Jul 19, 2001
If you glance shyly at me with your big doe eyes, then look coyly away and giggle, you're beautiful.
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Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Jul 19, 2001
(draws very small see-through veil over face and sighs)
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- 81: Fenny Reh Craeser <Zero Intolerance: A593796> (Jul 18, 2001)
- 82: E G Mel (Jul 18, 2001)
- 83: weakpun (Jul 18, 2001)
- 84: E G Mel (Jul 18, 2001)
- 85: weakpun (Jul 18, 2001)
- 86: E G Mel (Jul 18, 2001)
- 87: Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' (Jul 18, 2001)
- 88: E G Mel (Jul 19, 2001)
- 89: Corinth (Jul 19, 2001)
- 90: weakpun (Jul 19, 2001)
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- 92: weakpun (Jul 19, 2001)
- 93: unremarkable: Lurker, OMFC, LPAS (Jul 19, 2001)
- 94: Corinth (Jul 19, 2001)
- 95: Rt. Hon. David F. Porteous, Scottish Researcher, Keeper, Minister and rarely seen member of The Banned (Jul 19, 2001)
- 96: Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' (Jul 19, 2001)
- 97: Corinth (Jul 19, 2001)
- 98: Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' (Jul 19, 2001)
- 99: Corinth (Jul 19, 2001)
- 100: Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' (Jul 19, 2001)
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