A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Your Beautiful

Post 81

Fenny Reh Craeser <Zero Intolerance: A593796>

*His* personality makes him beautiful in my eyes! Also he has perfect legs and feet (noble arches!) and very very well-muscled arms!


x x Fenny


Your Beautiful

Post 82

E G Mel

The mathmatic thing is something to do with the golden ratio, 1:1.67 or something smiley - huh Can't remember how it fits in though!

Mel smiley - hsif


Your Beautiful

Post 83

weakpun

Red's good. Blonde's good. Dark's good.

But it's the face that matters. I tend to find that people's faces become more beautiful the longer you've known them (in the biblical sense, natch), especially just as they're waking up/going to sleep.

Of course, not being shaped like the Michelin man helps...


Your Beautiful

Post 84

E G Mel

People often look peaceful when they're asleep, it makes most people look good!

Mel smiley - hsif


Your Beautiful

Post 85

weakpun

How right you are, Mel.

However, even the most beauteous of sleeping beauties can at times be susceptible to the curse of the drool, which is, uh, less than attractive.smiley - yuk


Your Beautiful

Post 86

E G Mel

I was waiting for someone to add that!

Mel smiley - fish


Your Beautiful

Post 87

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

Sigh- such cynics amid the romanticism!
What constitutes horrible knees? I've always had doubts about mine.


Your Beautiful

Post 88

E G Mel

When they're knobbly and Red!

Mel smiley - hsif


Your Beautiful

Post 89

Corinth

Knees that look like raw slabs of ham that have been dragged along an highway for several miles are definitle unenticing.


Your Beautiful

Post 90

weakpun

Yup. And scabs aren't the best either.


Your Beautiful

Post 91

Corinth

Nor massive amounts of stiff, black hairs.


Your Beautiful

Post 92

weakpun

This is rapidly turning into "Your gross".


Your Beautiful

Post 93

unremarkable: Lurker, OMFC, LPAS

oh no! this could get, well, rather ugly. smiley - laugh


Your Ugly

Post 94

Corinth

Seeping open sores.
Skin diseases of all types.
Disproportion.
Obesity.


Your Beautiful

Post 95

Rt. Hon. David F. Porteous, Scottish Researcher, Keeper, Minister and rarely seen member of The Banned

If your mouth is 1.6 times as wide as the base of your nose then you're beautiful. Things of that ilk.

-- David, constant craving for chocolate and women


Your Beautiful

Post 96

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

...and (women only, sorry) if your waist is 1/3 smaller than the rest of you, you're beautiful.


Your Beautiful

Post 97

Corinth

If you glance shyly at me with your big doe eyes, then look coyly away and giggle, you're beautiful.


Your Beautiful

Post 98

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

(Does so)


Your Beautiful

Post 99

Corinth

Enchantress!


Your Beautiful

Post 100

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

(draws very small see-through veil over face and sighs)


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