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Post 1001

Z Phantom

The Disney charachter Donald Duck has a middle name and it is..........FONTLAROY smiley - huh
this is infact true (although probably spelt wrong)I know because a disney artist told me so smiley - biggrin!!!


Also a jedi knight can tell what your getting for christmas, because they've felt your presents, smiley - laughsmiley - gift


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Post 1002

Z Phantom

some more I've just remembered.

in England it's law (but i've never seen it enforced) that all boys over the age of 14 must practice 2 hours of archery on the village green before going to church.

also its law (but never enforced) that every vehicle on the road in england must have a man walking in front of it waving a red flag. (he must be going pritty fast on the motorway/freeways)

after WWII when the peace treaties were drawn up one included scotland england and wales but failed to include a town that is smack bang on the border and so counts as neither (no i cant remember the name of it, i know i should)and so for several more years this little town was still at war with Germany, this mistake has now been corrected fortunatly.


Z Phantom smiley - ghost


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Post 1003

Tonto BA (Hons)

My chicken CAN walk backwards! smiley - yikes


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Post 1004

Munchkin

Me thinks you are talking about Berwick on Tweed. However, it was seperate from both England and Scotland at the beginning of the nineteenth century. So, when Britain declared war on France and Napolean Berwick was listed along with the Channel Island, Isle of Man etc. but when the peace treaty was signed it was not mentioned, having been moved into England by then. Either that or it was at the time of the Crimean War, I can't remember now. Bother!
I believe a similar thing happened with Sicily and the Crimean War.


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Post 1005

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

Fred Truman was a fine fast bowler !!


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Post 1006

fatJazzer

a mallow's a sort of planty/tree thing, that likes wet ground. if you break off a branch the inside's that fluffy cellulose stuff, which looks like marshmallow.
does anyone know how you make marshmallow?


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Post 1007

Tonto BA (Hons)

I put ram and a cd re-writer in my computer tonight!


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Post 1008

fatJazzer

If you run with an umbrella does it work just as well as walking sedately?


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Post 1009

fatJazzer

If I remember correctly from my mum's old Hello mags, Fred Truman's daughter is married to Raquel Welch's son. Or maybe it's the other way about, but I seem to remember the bride being rather hacked off that Raquel Welch was swanning about in a slinky frock on what should have been her big day.


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Post 1010

Brother Maynard

Regarding Berwick-on-Tweed, it was at war with Russia until sometime in the mid 60's when a delegation came over to seal a peace treaty.

But much more importantly, Britain and Zanzibar were at war with each other for thirty-eight minutes in 1896.


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Post 1011

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

I havn't shaved for a week !!


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Post 1012

Evil Zombie Strider

I'm shaving to look like Silent Bob.

-Stridersmiley - footprints


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Post 1013

Pink Paisley

I haven't shaved for 25 years.

PP


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Post 1014

Pink Paisley

Berwick-upon-Tweed is in England but it's football team play in the Scottish football league.
Swansea and Cardiff are in Wales but play in the English football league.

PP


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Post 1015

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

Merthyr Tidfill also play in the English league because at the time of the creation of the Welsh league, Tydfill were in the conference, so could have got into league football.

They didn't.


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Post 1016

Evil Zombie Strider

George Martin considers making Strawberry Fields and Penny Lane a double A-side among the worst career decisions of his life.

smiley - footprints


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Post 1017

The Theory

*envies Strider for seeing Fellowship of the Ring...*

peace.


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Post 1018

Evil Zombie Strider

... I was just thinking about changing my nickname, but I guess I won't! smiley - biggrin

-Strider saw the fellowship of the ring, and will see it again this Wednesday smiley - nahnahsmiley - footprints


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Post 1019

The Theory



*grin*

peace.


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Post 1020

DoctorGonzo

I've remembered the information for this thread, discussed with Munchkin aaaages ago. smiley - smiley

My head is so big, that during my two month 'tour of duty' in the Air Cadets, they had to send away for a specially sized hat...


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