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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 11, 2024
OH look! A dinosaur!
Do you think he saw us ?
No! It's a Tyrannosaurus!!
doyouthinkhesaurus
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 12, 2024
- Do you know the dinosaur that goes under many names?
- No, what's he called then?
- Thesaurus
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 19, 2024
In a healthy relationship, the man should always have the last word. And those words should be: "Yes, darling" 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 19, 2024
Our 
was very fond of potatoes. She was a ewe tuber
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 19, 2024
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Pierre 
For sheep jokes 
come and join The Fools Guild
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 28, 2024
I phoned the surgery and asked to see a doctor!
The receptionist asked why ?
I replied:- Because the painter can't tell me what's wrong with me! Stupid!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 6 Weeks Ago
When I was a boy, my mother sent me to the grocery store with 5 shilling.
I came home with six eggs, two beers, four tomatoes, a pack of butter and a pack of cigarettes.
You can't do that today.
There are surveillance cameras everywhere...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 5 Weeks Ago
Advantages of being single:
If I want to go out, I go out
If I want pizza, I eat pizza
If I want to drink beer, I drink beer
If I want to have sex, I eat cake
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 5 Weeks Ago
A thick person says - sex 
that comes after 5 don't it ???
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted 3 Weeks Ago
Donald Trump went on trial today in new York. He intends to testify. If he does, he will be a witless for the prostitution
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 2 Weeks Ago
Friend of mine caught a bucket of fish from the lake when he noticed a uniform approaching.
He quickly hid his fishing rod in some reeds but did not have time enough to hide the bucket.
Turns out - as expected - that the uniform belonged to a fisheries inspector who asked to see my friend's fishing license.
- Sorry, I don't have one.
- That will cost you a hefty fine.
- Why, I haven't done anything wrong.
- Oh really, what about those 
in your bucket then?
- Ah, but those are my pet fishies.
- Your what now? Pet fishies?
- Yeah, I keep them in an aquarium at home but once every week we come down here and I let them swim around for half an hour till I whistle and they come back into my bucket and we go home again.
- Oh really? Can you prove it?
- Of course, my friend said and let the fishies out into the lake.
After a few minutes the inspector said: - Okay let's hear you whistling then
- Whistling?
- Yeah, you know, to call your fishies back.
- Fishies? What fishies?
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