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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 29, 2015
I bet they suited you to a tee.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 29, 2015
: - You are clearly suffering from a serious iron deficit. You should take a club sandwich every day around tee time
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 29, 2015
I wasn't too fond of my so I served him a knuckle sandwich and gave him a Glaswegian kiss 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2015
Snap, Crackle and Pop were in the police lineup after a cereal murderer came to town.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
Vines are extremely short-tempered. They snap at the slightest wind.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
A box of food you buy for breakfast will have a cereal number on it.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.
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The Thinker, the owner of an adorable cat called Simba Posted Oct 1, 2015
Never ask a boxer for a drink because they're tight fisted.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 1, 2015
She was devastated when her husband became a boxer. When they fought, they went several rounds in the wedding ring.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 1, 2015
Starship Nutterprize was having a bad day.
First it was ambushed by Kardashian encyclopedia salesmen.
Then it crash-landed next to a remote diner.
"The menu lists 97 types of sausage," Captain Kook exclaimed.
"This is the world of all possible wursts."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 1, 2015
What do they call all that lumber on the Star Trek's Enterprise? Captain's log.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 1, 2015
Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 1, 2015
Inside a hot dog factory you never sausage a sight before.
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