h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We sent Bilbo Baggins and a dozen of his relatives into space so they could have an orbit village up there.

Storm and Magneto and Wolverine visited a farm because they heard there were mootants there.

Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen. One said the show was fantastic. The other agreed but added 'Most of it was over my head.'

I asked somebody a question about pi, their answer was never ending!

The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new year's revolution.

The Hobbit was found at short notice.

Bilbo Baggins bagged many a bargain when the went to the market near his home at bag end. He was a hobbit of many hobbies which involved food and map reading. He cooked his favourite meals on his cooker hob.

Cows make noise only when they're in the mood.

Magneto is magnanimous when complimenting his fellow mutants who are his favourites because they tell him he is so popular due to his magnetic personality and that women find him attractive due to his magnetic charm and his alluring magnetism.

Storm could make a storm in her cup whenever she was drinking tea or coffee. She could fly across the sky like grease lightning. She would take her foes by storm by causing a storm with hurricanes or a storm with thunder and lightning. She has even been a barnstormer which was a storming success. Her favourite snooker player was Hurricane Higgins. She will never rain on anyone's parade or steal their thunder.

The guru told me where happiness lies. Also where it tells the truth.

I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes

An ambassador is the one who lies abroad for the good of the country.

The wise old man is long in the truth.

I went to see my guru but he wasn't omm.

his heads sticking out of the roof ?

yep! he guru up

He coughed so hard that one of his canine teeth got stuck in his airway. This was a sign that he was getting lung in the tooth.

My father's father grew vast amounts of wheat. He was my grainfather.

My mother's father was part bird. He was my grandfeather.

my fathers father was a Steinway he was a grandpiano