h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney.

Day broke, and the cheese got creamed.

The dairy farmer managed stock portfolios on the side. Sometimes he was accused of churning.

You might describe a farmer as a man out standing in his field.

Meteors only get clean when there's a meteor shower.

'Did you remember to buy me the coffee with ice cream inside it?'. 'Oh I'm sorry, affogato!'.

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurise.

We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.

Why did the dairy churn? The less said, the butter

Why did the farmer grow so many pumpkins? Because he was gourd at it.

In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding.

Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.

The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.

The fruit farmer is berry competitive in his field.

How does the earth get clean? It takes a meteor shower!

An explosion at the meat packing plant caused quite a meatier shower.

How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.

"Meteors only get clean when there's a meteor shower"

I'll meteor later to discuss it

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