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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2015
What was the key to realizing that?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2015
Ivory-sisted making a pun out of it, though. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2015
Well, maybe I've punned just a bit, but I'm trying to softpedal it.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2015
Wire we on about pianos anyway?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2015
If your grandfather was a piano, did all his relationships have to be finetuned?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2015
I fear that my last six puns have fallen flat.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 3, 2015
he played the right notesjust not in the right order
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 4, 2015
Daffy Duck tried to sing, but he was toon-deaf.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
If I study to become a roofing expert in the future, will I be preparing for the here rafter?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
When my granddaughter lost her baby molar she was demolarised and brushed the tooth fairy claim.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
He ran a wheat grinding operation which was far from run-of-the-mill.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
They came out with a GPS device for bird watchers that has tern by tern directions.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes. They ended up grandfathering him in.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
The pianist led an upright life, but it wasn't grand. No matter how I tried to spinet, I couldn't console him!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 4, 2015
The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.
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