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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2015
The bunnies all ran off every time I entered the glade. People accused me of splitting hares.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 12, 2015
the bunnies also fly planes, into O'Hare airport
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2015
I'm sure that's a hare-raising experience.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 12, 2015
My neighbour bought two male bunnies. Or so he thought. He soon got wiser - litter-rally speaking 
Talk about hare-raising experience 
Although technically speaking bunnies aren't hares - but let's not split hares over it 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 12, 2015
sooner have hares 
on my head than bunnies
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ITIWBS Posted Sep 12, 2015
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/06/giant-rabbits-photos-videos_n_7010678.html
http://www.google.com/search?q=California+central+coast+giant+hare&newwindow=1&client=tablet-android-verizon&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CDcQ7AlqFQoTCJbr1qS08scCFQlMiAodMDgJlQ&biw=962&bih=601#imgrc=Ih_UP5EBEJV2tM%3A
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2015
I don't carrot all about giant bunnies.
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ITIWBS Posted Sep 13, 2015
One could have one for a featured dinner guest and invite all one's friends.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 13, 2015
throw them upwards and have an hare display
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 13, 2015
The leader of them all, the big cheese, is the Welsh Rabbit.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 13, 2015
My doctor treats people with back pain. He also chops his own wood. His friends call him Lumbar Jack.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 14, 2015
I rode a wooden bicycle, until it got a lumber puncture
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 14, 2015
My left big toe hurts. I've gout to see a doctor 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 14, 2015
Toe be, or not toe be.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2015
It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2015
Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric - he only knows feet.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 14, 2015
I found that my corns on my feet hurt more when I heard corny jokes about corn and my bunions throbbed whenever people quoted from John Bunion's (Bunyan's) Pilgrims Progress.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 14, 2015
She was only 39 inches tall. It was hard to get a job, until she applied for a job as a meter maid.
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