h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two dumb (blonde) sheep are walking on the grasslands. Suddenly they both fall into a hole. They can't get out. The first dumb blond sheep starts to shout: "Help!! Help!!" It does not seem to work. No help is coming. The first dumb sheep shouts again: "Help!!! Help!! " The second dumb sheep says: "It might help if we shout together." The first dumb sheep shouts: "Together!! Together!!"

my was very confused it was in a stew

I have seen some in Wooler going there to buy there wool and then going off to Sheepwash to have a wash in the stream.

and I thought they were called zebra crossings ??

The angry chef felt sheepish after he had lambasted the mutton. And then finishing off with serving meat dishes as ome people eat lamb and mutton else.

Sheep enjoy drinking lamb-rusco wine and it makes them quite merry as they dance around in the lamb-ient moonlight.

I think that should be allowed to live with the and the

but what if they crossed and you got flying sheep and woolly pigs

you could wear a bacon jumper

Sheep hypnotists might say, "You're getting sheeeepy."

speed = Ferrari and Jaguar

how fast ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

Sheep always look very sheepish when rams make eyes at ewes sitting under the yew tree.

Sheep count sheep dogs , when they can't get to sleep.

Sheep go baaaaaaarmy when they watch the Shaun the sheep cartoon.

Sheep play wollette at the casino.

Sheep's favourite painting is the Mona Fleesa.

If sheep study Karate, you will get a lamb chop.

I've had some lamb flavoured tortilla chips with a dip

Sheeps favourite drink is dip scotch whisky , if they have to much, they become very sheepish.

But prefer to drink Black Sheep Rigbelter beer which makes them want to put the jukes box on and belt out their favourite Tom Jones songs.

I bought a book about knotsit's impossible to do a sheepshank on a

The flock of were been led like to Shepherds Bush where the shepherds were hiding from the in the bush with their bush radio. The sheep were wearing the best flocked dresses and rams were facing the ramifications of dressing so strangely.

Norwegian who is in love has started act unewesually as he abseiled to reach a field full of ewes which made the come over all sheepish.

if a went to the doctors, would it have to baa all
and to church, baa it's soul
or a outdoor summer gathering, a Baa B Q
even if a went to the seaside to sun baathe

A few people in my class were born under the sign of aries the ram and at lunch break were always ramming food down their throat. So of them when they had too much too drink would behave like sheep and come dressed up as sheep and even bleated like sheep. They were always making baad puns and sometimes acted very sheepish they acted very unewesually when making eyes at each other.