h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What type of Jar?
A cookie jar?
Now come on people we all know that only superheroes eat good wholesome cookies. I think you need to refer back to your Supervillians for Beginners Handbook.
*takes a cookie and leaves*

What did you take the leaves for?

=B>

Hmm, no mention of appalling jokes in here at all...

HA HA HA! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! maybe I should refer to my JOKES FOR THE COMPLETELY PATHETIC HAND BOOK to come back with one of such a standard

Soi Evil Giraffe is back and trying to lower morale - as usual. Right then EG, start up a new forum and I will lay a challenge.

Soi? Vesty? Have you been watching Kung Fu movies or something? Should we resign ouselves to bad pronounciation as well as bad jokes now? Talk about lowering morale....

Can there ... besuchthingas ... badly .. dubbedforum? ?? Youwill ... pay ... for your ... insinuations! Dwaaaaaaacha! Hai!

Bwaaaaa ...
haha ... haha ha
Har!




=B>

All heroes,
I feel that Evil Giraffe is losing it. Now is the time for attack, so keep it up. We will overcome all evils. Prepare the almighty rubber chickens

*Warms up by rubbing and stretching super facial hair*

*yawn*
It usually takes you lot hours to warm up so I'll just put the kettle on.. Anyone for an evilly brewed cuppa?

Muahahahahaha....Did someone call for evil cohorts?
I am Lord Jaysen Shadowstryder, Vampire, Evil Personage, and all around Bad Guy.....Where are the heroic wanna-bes?

All the hero-wannabes are off taking Moral Philosophy classes at night school... the gits want to know exactly how badly they can behave whilst still counting as good guys.
...so, logically, one of the villains should infiltrate the aforementioned moral philosophy class as a tutor, and convince the heroic pillocks that it's actually good to be evil, thus depleting the ranks of Good whilst increasing the strength of Evil in one move.
Hmmm... is a evil laugh appropriate here? Ahem; heh heh heh heh... okay, so that was more of a evil snigger. Give me a chance, I'm new to Evil at a professional level.

Crowley - now there's a name to conjour with. New to being evil at a professional level? I think not! Moral Philosophy classes? Pshah. Who needs classes.
I could lecture you about morals for hours without my hands leaving my arms.

What, as if I didn't know, are your special powers Crowley?

AHA HA Vesty.. Well well well.. you have finally crawled from beneath the stone from whenece you lurked.. But enough flowery Helloing... what are you doing on the 11th that means that you can't be present for a battle of wits and cunning (AKA pool) that would decide once and for all if Evil or Good is the Winning side..?

Special powers? Damn, I knew I'd forgotten something. Excuse me whilst I go and play around in the university's research labs in the hope that a freak accident will do something hoopy. By the way, do the villains have to ponce around in figure-hugging spandex, or is that just the heroes?

Spandex is a hero thing ... but feel free!

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Blimey I thought it was only importnt to remeber that the bad guys wore black...

Have you noticed how good guys are starting to wear black, just to up their cool factor. Get back to spandex, guys!

=B>

This is very true - look ast Keunae Reeves in the Matrix - all black leather, big boots and guns and short hair... is evil surely....... but apparently he is on the god side... thay are nicking Evil Fashgion... back to Y fronts indeed ... Vesty! Tell 'em how it is!!

Here I stand in my hand knitted woollen vest (holds more stains for Scratch and Sniffology (tm) pat pending) and my fairly baggy but just decent Y-fronts with my Vest String (tm) pat pending and my Underpant Elastic gun (tm) pat pending. NO black or spandex in sight. unless the elastic bit in my plimsols is spandex.
*bends over to have a look at frayed elasticated bit in plimsols*
No, 1963 rubberised summatorother.