h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're such a sweetie to remind me. Of course I won't wash the "vest," just what's inside it.

oops

His towlel's infiltrated my house? That would explain why the green one smells odd nomatter how many times I wash it...

What colour was it before it went green?

Don't say I didn't warn you...
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Do we have a goodie with and evil laff now. I'm going to get so confused!

I think that was more of a cheeky titter in the fashion of Frankie Howard. Still, slightly worrying though. I recommend that we keep a very close watch on this one – and his towel babies.

Question – is a baby towel a flannel?

Ah they have started have they...this is going to be fun, all those flannels around...


hehehehehehehehehehehehe...

So when I wash my face tonight I'm going to be there ripping with a lot of suction noise a small rough piece of cloth off my face am I? In the manner of Alien? Think I'd best use my sponge. And drip dry for a while until I'm sure the Towels are of no danger.

What the Towel"Master" seems to have overlooked is our evil colleague, Sam the Towel - the very epitome of evil bathroom accessories. Sam has already muffled TRED ... perhaps a joint victory for Evil and Good. Sam is now out there turning TM's towelings to bitter twisted scratchy unwashed motel fodder. As for the flannels ... if the give you any trouble, just rip their tags off.

TM, your towel technology is pitiful.

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HAH !!!!

Remember Bachman Turner Overdrive ? 'You ain't seen nothing yet....'




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Take no notice of EG. He's bluffing. I've seen TRED's n/a notice on ICQ. He may not be in contact but he's still around!

Ha your evil forces are no much for the almighty Blarb Scalm and his mighty Rubber Chicken. You shall be slapped into the middle of next week so beware the eyes of earthly harmony are forever on your tail
WATCH OUT!!

I would hide, scared, behind my handbag, but I'm too busy clutching my head and attempting to make sense of your words..

This power thing is going to my head! I must stay in control or the dark side will get me.
Hang on this isn't star wars. C'mon goodies let's gerrem!

Hiding will do you no good I'm afraid. The only option is for you to join me on my quest eartly harmony or be forever forsaken.
The decision is yours!!!!
May the force be with you

What? Is this fight still on? I was just about to go and shave, but I sense that may be a bit early to do just yet. Maybe I should just comb my super powered facial hair and stay alert, then?

Oh lordy!

*takes off comfy pants and sweater and hoists herself back into Gautier contraption*

Here we go again!

Right. If all baddies would be so kind as to line up here, in order to enable me to spray the lot of you with the essence of good from this here hose. That'll put this fight to rest once and for all.

Essence....AND NOTHING ELSE......... . .. ... ... . .

TM(Terrible Menacing, New Warcry : JARJARJARJARJARJAR........)
B afraid very afraid....