h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you got your icq sorted out yet Evil G?

Too busy hatching plots ... I'll go and look now.

=B>

Wait, does this mean that Fate's one of those weird Manly Women that have mustaches? Eww....

Are you saying naughty things about my auntie Ole F'tang F'tang Biscuit Barrel? She has a great moustache - for a girl. If she pulls it far enough she can wax the ends in her own ears.

But of course I have a moustache, and likeall true villains it is pencil thin very black and I wax and curl the ends...

I just have a beard like a Yeti. Is that ok?

Yetis don't have beards; they are just naturally shaggy!

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Exactly. So am I. I was paid to be the Wampa in the second StarWars movie. Actually, George Lucas doesn't put as much money into special effects as one would think. The Ewoks in Return of the Jedi were actually very hairy midgets.

Harry definitely has a beard in the film.

Um...he's a yeti.

Evil Giraffe,

That is absolutely the best entry I have seen at H2G2 so far.
My compliments and I think that you should send it in as an entry. Maybe after about 6 months they'll accept it but ThAt Is NoT yOuR fAuLt !!

Stunning, have you ever tried writing ?

TM.

Oh and by the waBWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the compliment, TM.

Oh, and by the way, get your own evil laugh. =B>

Bwaaaaaaaaa-Haaaaaaaa-Haaaaaaaaaaar!

Somezeenk vent zerribly vronk zere...

As I was about to say ; 'Don't tempt me baby(count hte heads...)..!

TM.

Bad acne eh? Don't pick 'em or they'll never heal.

IO'm back so be afraid evil ones - including acne challenged Towel Master. I have all the energy I now need to rid H2G2 of the evil threat.

Here, Take this copy of the Watchtower and weep!

I think you've got me confused with YK-47 baby...

All along the watchtowel, sorry watchtower
Princess kept the view...
dumdumdumdumdumdum
dumdumdumdumdumdumdum...

I had a friend with bad acne. He wouldn't admit it either until he tried to get into a nightclub. It was £5 per head to get in and they cahrged him £75.

Groan!!

Vestboy, your holiday has done you no good at all! You'll be telling us next that your mate had to get an Acne Cab home......

You don't need Acne to be charged 75 quid, just visit a 'Club' in central London...

And by the way ; after this weekend my skincomplexion(sp ?!) has never been better(oh finally a bit of a tan...).

TM.