h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, every one I'm back, evil is still better than good and you should join us Dukey, its far more fun being bad. Hehehehe.


(p.s. I am willing to enter into a discussion about vegetables at any time)

Hey Loz! Where have been? what have you seen? And have you been doing Evil? I assume so seeing as there are few good guys around anymre.. ooh I feel like an evil laugh is called for ....
Mwa mwa mwa

If I'm to join the evil hoards, I shall need an evil laugh to fit in. Hmmm. *Ahem* Here it goes: Teeheeeheeeheeeeheesnort. How about that?

Hmm well in the spirit of constructive critiscm.. which I believe is fahionable at the moment,, "thats lovely duke"

But I believe that Evil G is the recruiter

Well I'd best brush up my laugh (now that I'm baack and more evil than ever and everything)so her goes:

BWOAAARGH HAA

ahem

BWOAAARGH HAA HAA HAA HAA TEE HEE HEEE HYACK HYACK HYACK HYACK HE HE HE HEEEEEE

Back on form!! Ilove being evil!!

EEwww. Does being evil always involve mucus and soar throats? Because if it does, I think I'll just stay good and nice and proper.

Yes.. that's why we also have the Tea.. for lubrication purposes

Ever tried gin-seng or any other form of health product? Or would that violate the very essence of being evil?

I'm sure that I've had this conversation with you or some other good guy (well, you all sound the same) before.
In Fate's Evil Picnic Hamper there are all manner of Evil Smelling and Evil Tasting teas, just like Gin seng and Chamomile etc And most of them look like they were discharged from one of Satan's orifices .. See Herbal teas are not healthy.. they are not 'good' for you.. they are in fact the most vicious Evil.. cunningly disguised as good...

In that case I think I'll just stay good. I don't suppose being just nasty is sufficient, is it? But then again, those teas you just mentioned seem rather nasty, so let's just forget it and thump each others faces in, shall we?

"Thump each others faces in"
So the Good guys get the rather unimaginative, hooligan violence then..no cunning plots of torture involving red hot pincers, electricity, scorpions, really big wheels, peices of wire, and your mum etc etc from you..

Look, my mum is here visiting us and she has been since the 23 of december. So I've had quite all the torture I can take, thank you very much, so let's just all get down to basics, ok?

You ought to count yourself lucky that it's just yer mum and not yer gran.

My gran is 85 and doesn't know the difference between christmas and a monkey on a rock. She would be a way more pleasant visitant than a communicative mother... BUT, who am I to complain? She left for home this afternoon...

Should I cheer? Seems like an Evilish thing to do .. cheering because of the Departure of a Mother.. But it would have been better if she had stayed and continued to be a Mother in close quarters to the Duke... Hmm.. A Quandry.

Well, it came and went and we're all still here to tell the tale ... what we can remember of it anyway! Happy New Millennium to all - good and evil. Now what did I do with the bottle of asprin ....

And 12 years on nothing much has happened. This goodies and baddies business sure is slow business. Got a bloody good mind to step down to defcon 3 now.

Was I a goodie or a baddie?

Your vest certainly was a baddie.

YEAH! Bad boy Vest!!! Unless I scratched the cream tea stain in which case everyone put down their weapons and headed for the nearest establishment selling scones with jam and clotted cream.