h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm... maybe the heroes are trying to confuse us. Maybe they think that if they wear villain costumes (ie, black, non-spandex) then we'll have to wear hero costumes, get confused, and end up thwarting our own diablolical plans, thus allowing the hero scum to go on a holiday. Bastards. But their scheme shall not succeed; there is no way I'm wearing spandex. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against it in general (ie. when it's being worn by superheroines etc). I just wouldn't want to wear it myself.
*looks at what he's just written*
Hmm.. apparantly my villain superpower is the ability to talk utter rubbish. Hey, maybe I could use this talent to follow the path of Ultimate Evil and become a politician...

Lawks - confusing Evil with Fashion.. there's a thought. And another thought is that it always used to be that the EVil Ones had facial hair.. but several of the so-called Heroes have that affliction.. yet another attempt at confusion perhaps...
For the record, as a true Villainess I'm sticking with the Black Leather (and chains) an just becos I can here in VR, a nice handlebar moustache.

So it's okay for villains to slob around in jeans and a t-shirt? Or is that just students?

Can you tell the difference?

=B>

Students do have the louche manner of True Evil Ones but lack the funds for World Doination, and shared squalid living accomadation is less effective for Evil Planning than an underground lair created from an extinct volacano shaft with all manner of mod cons and luxury items. Difficult to convince people of your seriousness and true Evil
Cunning and Style when last months washing still dries on the radiator and you can't between 4 of you organize there to be suffiecient milk or toilet paper ever..

True...but many students do have the necessary anti-authoritarian and anarchistic tendencies needed to try and throw the world into chaos, and the motive to try and topple the government (tuition fees! Perish, politician scum!). And not many people would suspect a student of being a megalomaniacal superfiend, so that's an advantage. And you can gain access to some serious taking-over-the-planet type hardware by sneaking into the research labs.
On the other hand, any student villain's scemes are more likely to revolve around parties and alcohol than complex plots to plunge the world into anarchy, NO student villain's plans would start before about lunchtime, and heroes would be able to get the advantage by getting up before lunchtime and hiding the aspirin.
And talking about laundry... NO superhero could possibly stand up to the foul might of a student's full laundry bag... bwa hah hah hah!

Right then. I have now warmed up sufficiently. In order to somewhat sharpen the powers of my facial hair I have had it slightly cut into the shape of a V. I'm also wearing the traditional super peer hero suit of tweed, as the code of the noble Good prescribes. My tie, however, aludes this prescription, by not being as wide as supposed, but rather streamlined in a Blues-brother fashion. This is a concept that I rather fancy makes me more up to date, thus titillating young, disillusioned people and perhaps making a subtle contribution to their deciscion to join the forces of good. In addition have have also taken a vow not to yabberaway so darn much.

And when does this vow of non yabbering kick in? soon hopefully..

That's the kind of remark I have no obligation to take any notice of. It's rude, it's ironic, it's sarcastic and it's from the keyboard of an evil doer. Come to think of it, perhaps this can be regarded as a super power? Among the heroes I could be the one that talks the Evil Inc bunch to their yield. Ah, what a fine mean of power that would be! To see the microscopic pink blob that Evils like to call their brain come running out of their ears, due to the neverending phrases I create! To see, the... AO! *Turns to the Good Fellows behind him* Right! Who was that? Come on! Who kicked me?!

And people say Evil is self-defeating...

Ha! It takes a good deal more than a kick in the fleshy part of the back to defeat us!

I'd just like to remind you of your vow of non yabbering cos it appears to have gone by the by..
And if the Ultimate Battle of Good and Evil has become a Battle of Keyboard based on Wit and Nastiness well... I've seen Vestys puns and they're not scary and I've seen your yabbering and that's not scary and *I* can Yabber like it's going out of fashion so *come and have a go if you think you're hard enough* ... STretches fingers over keyboard ready to tap tappity tap

... and you know you don't want to get me started ...

=B>

Your feeble attempts to threaten my position as Yabba of Yabber are the very essence of patheticness. You shall both be less than the dust under my wheels of triumph. And with silly aliases like Destiny That Can change or whatever that was, and Evil Giraffe who cannot even authorize a request on his ICQ properly or promptly, I fear no competition. remember also that I am a swede who never sat foot in any english speaking country and I'm still outyabbering the lot of you, and this makes me feel I should talk like Muhammad Ali did before his battles.

"Never SAT foot"? What did I mean by that? Dang!

A swede? As opposed to a Swede? I have a charming mental picture of you in your moustachioed finery sitting with the rest of the Veg now so thanks for that. And What you said about silly aliases... Hmm.. Pot.. Kettle.. Ring any bells?

Wrong Evil Giraffe, Schnozz. Try again.

=B>

Wrong? Wrong? What you on about? Are you as mental as evil?
And you, Feeble fate there! I'm SORRY I missed the capital s, but then again, if you credit vegetables as being able to type away on a keyboard like this, you only confir, our views upon the mentality of the evil doers.
Look, am I all alone in this?! Where's Vestie?! Where's Olaf?! They should be here, as them not being so severely damages the phrase "in good we trust". Or was that something else?

HAH! I've said it before I'll say it again.. You just can't rely on the Good guys.. But you can rely on us.. Come Dukey.. Join evil... We are always here for you...
And I refuse to be dragged any further into a conversation about vegetables.

Hmmmmmm.....